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Stand in field – check

Sun flare – check

Lay on bench – check

 

“Stop taking pictures of people in places”

 

Retard – check

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Of course there are causes and reasons. I genuinely don’t like most of you and believe you to be functionally retarded.

So much of what you people say is some sort of emotional reaction. You are completely incapable of objective evaluation. Some of you reacted emotionally to my laughing at incredibly stupid comments here. Some of you to my fatty thread. Others still to my suggestion that old-fashioned photographic tools are becoming increasingly irrelevant. (I guess the idea that photography is a dying art is threatening to a number of you, but that’s why I said it. trololololol. Not to say it isn’t true. It is.)

Anyway, I can probably name half a dozen teenage girls alone on Flickr who I regard as better photographers than anyone on this forum so far, including myself. I have no issue with this. I actively follow the work of hundreds of amazing photographers. And this should offer you some clue as to how far beyond your standards mine are. The best photographers on Flickr positively eclipse your greatest aspirations. I mean, most of you fucks don’t even have taste. You don’t know what’s good or bad beyond a couple of hard rules pertaining to exposure and framing.

So, there are your reasons.

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I guess I should also point out that almost none of those criticisms actually apply, aside from one photo with the feet cut off. Apparently in a flurry of emotion as you sifted through my photos hoping, praying to find something bad in there, you fantasized yourself up several things. Jetpix does this too.

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That I do not respect ridiculous criticisms or suggestions doesn’t say anything about what I think of my photography. And just because I post a photo in my portfolio doesn’t mean that I believe it to be flawless. Conclusions like this are the province of just the sort of troglodytes who populate this board. I think lots of horribly stupid people are attracted to the idea of art at the press of a button though, so I suppose it’s an occupational hazard.

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Are you talking to me? If so, learn English and reread what I said.

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That’s all crap. Bad use of the camera, but also incredibly boring subject matter. There’s nothing intrinsically wrong with this when you’re learning. However, I’m telling you this so you know not to expect anyone to care about your photos yet.

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I cut you a amazing deal a 100.00 for almost seven hours and copyrights for all pictures

Well, apparently it is in writing. I would tell her to go fuck herself regardless. Even if she is right about what you can expect at that price.

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I think it’s important not surround yourself with people who have issues with reality.

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Yes.

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One day I may become good enough to make a living at this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wishful_thinking

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Somebody do this with jetpix’ photos.

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Pointing out that you accidentally shot a few good photos as anyone with a camera inevitably will is not a compliment to an aspiring photographer. It is exactly the opposite.

 

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I’m telling you right now your inability to post a link does not bode well for your photography.

 

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See, we live in a society today where insecurities are automatically categorized as some sort of psychological malady. People don’t even consider anymore that “confidence issues” may represent the product of an honest self-assessment. Such a thing cannot be the case in a world where there is no right or wrong in art or beauty. Everything is subjective.

Oh yeah, and your photography is awful.

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I’m pretty sure the only other person I called a fauxtographer is you, actually.

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