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August 19, 2012 at 10:29 am #3153
doisuck
ParticipantSo what do you guys/girls think? People say I’m really good, and I have a career in photography. Now I want to know what you think?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Portraits-by-Angel/148985465143043?sk=photos
August 19, 2012 at 10:31 am #3154doisuck
ParticipantAnd be honest I can take it! But I really doubt you’ll find anything wrong with my work. I’m pretty damn good!
August 19, 2012 at 10:55 am #3155jetpix
Participant“People say I’m really good” What people? Friends, family, clients? They may like the photos (or not, but are too polite to say otherwise), but are generally not capable of assessing technical merits.
“I really doubt you’ll find anything wrong with my work.” No one is that good.
“I’m pretty damn good!” This reminds me of an X Factor Audition – if it were, I would have just buzzed you out. Over use of vignette, inappropriate selective coloring, “snapshot” comps, over processing, color balance isssues, . . . . I think I’ll turn this one over to JJ – it’s up his alley.
“I’m pretty damn good!” Really? uuuuummmmmmm, no.
August 19, 2012 at 10:57 am #3156WhyOhWhy
ParticipantAnd be honest I can take it! But I really doubt you’ll find anything wrong with my work. I’m pretty damn good!
nothing like a little self confidence.
* Wrinkled backdrops (an old white sheet, really? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=417214594986794&set=a.417214441653476.88467.148985465143043&type=3&theater )
* Spot colour (way to many to show and example)
* Focus issues ( one example: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=395466670494920&set=a.395465077161746.84786.148985465143043&type=3&theater)
* White Balance issues (once again way to many to show examples)
* Use of Pop-Up Flash ( https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=417214594986794&set=a.417214441653476.88467.148985465143043&type=3&theater)
* Way to heavy hand use of vignette ( https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=412258512149069&set=a.412257955482458.87593.148985465143043&type=3&theater)
* Strange cropping
* distracting backgrounds (trees growing out of peoples heads)
* Raccoon eyes (once again WAY to many examples of this)
* blown highlights ( I’m sure this bride didn’t mind there where no details left in her dress or the cake…. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=380981895276731&set=a.380980308610223.82632.148985465143043&type=3&theater )
* besides being a blurry mess, please tell me you did NOT hang this baby in this with no safety precautions, you realize all those cute photos you see on REAL photographers websites there is at least one person who has their hands on the baby at all times and they are composites where the hands are photoshoped out, right?
I can’t look anymore… please tell me you are NOT charging for this stuff and this was nothing more than a joke post.
August 19, 2012 at 10:59 am #3157WhyOhWhy
Participantsorry blurry hanging mess baby shot link…. I cringed when I saw it… the link: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=333823309992590&set=a.333823303325924.73999.148985465143043&type=3&theater
August 19, 2012 at 1:13 pm #3162archy
ParticipantI’m certain this has to be a joke. Don’t waste your time looking.
August 19, 2012 at 5:47 pm #3184Brownie
ParticipantMy kind of thinking, Archy.
August 19, 2012 at 6:21 pm #3187IHF
ParticipantLmbo! Made me laugh, and if it’s not a joke… Oops! Sorry
August 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm #3189no one special
ParticipantThe guy’s name on here is doisuck. OP is not the one that took the pictures.
August 19, 2012 at 8:20 pm #3191dicksforeyes
ParticipantSomebody do this with jetpix’ photos.
August 20, 2012 at 4:38 am #3220stef
ParticipantUgh.
In any case, yes doisuck, you do suck for posting someone else’s pictures.
October 19, 2012 at 10:27 pm #4112lovethissite
ParticipantA good start if anything just try harder
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