Oh just toss your baby on the bed there and I’ll get a great pic of them, I’m a pro afterall.
What’s black and white and blurry all over? This photo!
Oh, so fancy.
Don’t blow too hard, it might pop!
Someone help that baby! It’s being sucked into what appears to be a silky black hole!
Look what the Easter Bunny pooped out!
Photographer thinking : Aw, that would have been a cute shot if my car tire hadn’t been in there. Oh well, onto the next one. Fauxtog thinking :…
So was the fauxtog just creeping in too close, or did he take his pants off and that’s them on the floor in the corner of the image?…
A concept that fauxtogs just can’t seem to grasp is that not everything you take is worth throwing a watermark on and showcasing in your portfolio… Now someone…