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  • in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10603
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    It’s funny because, she was all, “Make me look beautiful”. I’m good at photoshop, but I’m not a fucking Photoshop Ninja. ;[ It paid good tho.

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10602
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    Man. I did this fat couples wedding a while back (going through old raw files).. I think I did everything I possibly could to put the woman in the shadows. Talk about anti-photogenic.

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10601
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    Lol 😀

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10598
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    Now, limey — go smoke a fag. Haha. Jk! 😀

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10597
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    What?! I know the difference between British and American-British-Irish-German-Redneck-Jewish-Spanish-Hillbilly-Yankee-Russian-Etc-Conglomerated slang.

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10587
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    It’s actually, Ya’ll! LOL. Ya’ll come on back now–Ya’Hear?

     

    Running thine name into thee ground is a bit ambiguous.. I believe thine fotografie ist, um.. Schei(insert sharp S here.)? 😉 Um, lernen sie ihre kamera und sie werden nicht so beschissen

     

    In other words, your photos are shit. You are charging for shit. Now, dear friend, you will receive shit, until shit changes. 😀

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10557
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    What’s even funnier is when they try to get these photos printed, HA. I wonder how many Labs receive a batch of fauxtog photos and are immediately like, WTF. Of course, I don’t think these people use a lab, but rather Wal-Mart.. O_o, I digress….

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10544
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    PhotoDon, I’m from S.E. Georgia, I think those photos are absolute shit, and I was born and raised in the South. Also, I hate NASCAR. While I’m at it, I might as well mention that the ‘CIVIL WAR’, has many discrepancies. We all know, that the victor usually writes history. Albeit, both sides were probably not innocent.  As far as a Honey Boo Boo, I have no fucking idea what that even is.  My wife is from Michigan, I’ve seen rednecks from there that make ours look like damsels. So please, keep your stereotypes about ‘Southerners’ to a minimum.

    in reply to: My favorite local fauxtog #10529
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    I’d equate those photos to something akin to what a Nintendo DS-I would capture. Especially with those fancy ‘creative features’ it comes with!

    in reply to: Attitudes and Behavior on Social Media #10470
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    You being a F.A.P., You’d probably be better off with the 6D (built in GPS & WiFi). With new cell phones that have built in routers to act as APs on 4G networks, you could shoot raw/Jpeg S-fine and instantaneously update whatever social media you use (I would assume).  Not to mention the jump in megapixels and the ISO-sensitivity..  Honestly, (if I were you and not wanting to spend the extra $) I’d go with the 6D.. With my 5D III’s I have the _OPTION_ of using a WFT and a GPS (as addons).. Those addons are built into the 6D, whereas the 5d3 they cost close to 700 for the wft and the gps is 2 to 3 hundred.. I played with one (6D) @ a camera shop, I didn’t like the feel of it. There again, I’m used to big heavy DSLRs made of magnesium with battery grips and the 1 series..

    in reply to: Attitudes and Behavior on Social Media #10467
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    tbh, i think you’d be just as well to buy a 5d II

    in reply to: Where are most of the Fauxs Located? #10464
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    There’s this one dude on flickr I believe is Japanese, he’s got some AWESOME photos.

     

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/moaan/

    in reply to: Where are most of the Fauxs Located? #10462
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    In general, most of your ‘fauxtogs’ are probably located in areas that have a greater concentration of people. Military bases thrive with them. Areas around ‘ART SCHOOLS’, have an abundance as well. Tbh, the larger your city and population, the more likely you are to have a specific criteria of people. It just doesn’t stand out as much as it would where there is a smaller concentration of people.

    in reply to: Attitudes and Behavior on Social Media #10461
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    100 a year versus how ever much it cost to rent per day.. I have CPS Platinum for the 60% discount on equipment repairs and all the other perks..

    cost 500 a year, but imagine how much a sensor will cost you or how much a shutter will cost to replace if not under warranty.. I sent a 5d II in once for something totally unrelated and ended up with a brand new sensor because of a few micro scratches that didn’t effect IQ at all.

    is it worth it? To me it is..

     

    http://www.cps.usa.canon.com/about_cps/about.shtml

    in reply to: Where are most of the Fauxs Located? #10459
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    http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/crs/3851090606.html
    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/crs/3837975591.html
    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/crs/3851049792.html
    http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/crs/3841161995.html
    http://albany.craigslist.org/crs/3829841156.html

    Anyway, holy shit–it seems as if, craigslist is full of that shit, everywhere. I don’t really think bad photography is a product of only the south and midwest. I believe it’s in general, everywhere, equally. Not to mention, the more people you have, the more fucking ‘fauxtogs’ you have.

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