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  • #10581
    nesgran
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    Ooh, this got much more interesting now.

    Blueeyes, no matter if you think you are a professional or not, the moment money starts changing hands and you advertise yourself you are in fact a professional photographer. Being that you are subject to scrutiny and frankly your shots aren’t where any self respecting photographer would want them to be.

    Nobody is trying for you not to have fun, especially if you have a disabled hubby and you do it together. However to put this very bluntly, you are not good enough to charge money for what you are doing and let’s face it, have you paid tax on your earnings? Have you got insurance? Have you got a business licence (or whatever it is called around your parts)? With your prices I’m guessing no, this is also part of the problem.

    In fact, if you want I can give you constructive criticism how you can easily improve your shots if you want.

    #10583
    Worst Case Scenario
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    I don’t appreciate yall running my name in the ground

    This is joke isn’t it? I mean no one would actually type YALL????

    #10586
    JCFindley
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    I actually type it all the time myself WCS. It is part of my beloved southern charm.

    #10587
    dont.care
    Participant

    It’s actually, Ya’ll! LOL. Ya’ll come on back now–Ya’Hear?

     

    Running thine name into thee ground is a bit ambiguous.. I believe thine fotografie ist, um.. Schei(insert sharp S here.)? 😉 Um, lernen sie ihre kamera und sie werden nicht so beschissen

     

    In other words, your photos are shit. You are charging for shit. Now, dear friend, you will receive shit, until shit changes. 😀

    #10591
    Thomas
    Participant

    @ dont.care    That made me lol, don’t ask why, it just tickled me…

    #10593
    Worst Case Scenario
    Participant

    My mistake! I’ll just get my bowler hat and umbrella and see my self out…..

    #10595
    JCFindley
    Participant

    No worries WCS, I am betting folks here think you are misspelling colour and have no idea what you would mean if you said you were typing pissed.

    #10596
    nesgran
    Participant

    Let’s not even get started on the whole pants business

    #10597
    dont.care
    Participant

    What?! I know the difference between British and American-British-Irish-German-Redneck-Jewish-Spanish-Hillbilly-Yankee-Russian-Etc-Conglomerated slang.

    #10598
    dont.care
    Participant

    Now, limey — go smoke a fag. Haha. Jk! 😀

    #10599
    nesgran
    Participant

    Pants in British English is usually underwear, but it could also mean poor or awful. Things get a bit confusing though as insulating trousers worn for skiing are usually referred to as ski pants. Ladies underwear are knickers. The more you know…

    #10600
    JCFindley
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    I know a little here and there and ich verstehe Deutch and am even fluent in Wisconsinite, like the words bubbler and white soda.

    #10601
    dont.care
    Participant

    Lol 😀

    #10602
    dont.care
    Participant

    Man. I did this fat couples wedding a while back (going through old raw files).. I think I did everything I possibly could to put the woman in the shadows. Talk about anti-photogenic.

    #10603
    dont.care
    Participant

    It’s funny because, she was all, “Make me look beautiful”. I’m good at photoshop, but I’m not a fucking Photoshop Ninja. ;[ It paid good tho.

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