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Fantasy

I’m sorta thinking this is genius. The fauxtog happens upon this girl with a unicorn, and obviously since it’s a unicorn, she takes a quick snap shot and…

Do you need a vediorgrapher?

So if I knew what the hell a vediographer did, I might be interested. All I can think of is velociraptor. I really hope the two aren’t related….

The Picnik Replacement…*Head Desk*

Last month, the editing site Picnik announced it was shutting down later this year, and fauxtogs across the world freaked out. How would the edit their pictures now?…

From Bad to Worse

Before: A lackluster snapshot. After: A total train wreck.

Scary Floating Belly

The font says 1990s gansta. The large belly in the middle of the photo looks like a beer belly to me. She’s carrying a gangsta in her beer…

So Many Questions

And this is why this site exists. What the hell is the black thing the baby is holding that disappears to the foreground? What’s with the random red…

This Ring Has Powers

Don’t take the ring!!! It turns people yellow. Well, actually I suppose yellow is a step up from blah tone, so hurry, grab the ring.

Tiny Toes

That shadow is killing me. I bet the fauxtog saw the lighting was horrible, and thought, “I know I’ll change it to black and white–that fixes everything.” Unfortunately,…

The Birds and the Bees

We don’t need a replay of how the baby was made in a maternity picture.