Category: Baby Bumps Page 8 of 10

Baby Back

The concept for this had potential, but then the fauxtog got her grubby Picnik editing fingers all over these poor quality photos and presented the world with this…

Fauxtog Finest

We think this one speaks for itself.

Triangle Hands?

I guess this isĀ supposedĀ to be a “heart hands” photo, but looks more like triangle hands to me, oh and the focus is awful.

Scary Floating Belly

The font says 1990s gansta. The large belly in the middle of the photo looks like a beer belly to me. She’s carrying a gangsta in her beer…

The Birds and the Bees

We don’t need a replay of how the baby was made in a maternity picture.

Larger Than Life

Just what every woman wants. If she’s pregnant–I’m assuming that’s what the heart hands mean–she already feels like she’s swallowed Shamu, no reason to do this to her.

Mommy to be?

Besides the bracelet which tells us, “mommy to be,” I don’t get pregnancy from this. You can barely tell it’s a belly.

She’s Got to Be Freezing

Times like this I wish I knew how to yodel. Isn’t she cold?

Spot Color, Baby

I know, I know enough with the weird ultrasound pictures, right? It’s like a train wreck, we just can’t stop posting them and look away. Yucky spot color…