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We do not love the way u done the colors in this one… Nor do we love anything else about this photo…

23 Comments
  1. Susan says:

    “Love the way u done the colors.” Love the way u done the grammar too.

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  2. Todd says:

    Why did they stop freaking out about about not knowing what they were doing? Clearly that should have continued through the photo editing portion of this “art” project.

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  3. Cat says:

    And the way they posed her… she looks like she didn’t know what she was doing because that’s not posing, that’s lazy!

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  4. Don;t these “clients” do any type of research?

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  5. Angela says:

    I knew from the URL that this would be many shades of wrong, but I didn’t realize just how possibly wrong. Congrats, YANAP. You never leave me not shaking my head.

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  6. Cindy says:

    All I can think is, “Oh look, she crapped a rose.”

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  7. Popples says:

    This photographer has the color spot technique down, but now they need to learn to use the morphing tools to give that rear end a little bit more oomph. Also the sheets look a little rumpled in back so it would be a good idea to use the soften tool to blur that out a little.

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  8. Kimberly says:

    looks like she has a rash…

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  9. michael n christine says:

    Now all 500 of her friends, employers, future employers, and creepy stalkers know she’ll do “stuff” for fun.

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  10. robert says:

    Did she just get a thorough spanking or is it just how my mind works?
    On a more serious note: Since when has it become politically incorrect to call out bad work like this? People have become so fragile these days when it comes to critiquing. That goes for both the photographer and the model here.

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  11. TollToll says:

    Creeeeepy

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  12. monolith says:

    Before I got my first monthlies, this was kind of how I pictured the reception I’d get. The sad truth was some Tylenol and a nondescript maxi pad. At least these folks know how to celebrate!

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  13. Hanimex Omelette says:

    The most vigorous diving catch for a Bridal Bouquet I’ve ever seen!

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  14. spike says:

    So..the model was freaking out and not sure why she was doing it? I guess the free candy helped her relax.

    It’s terrible though..from her blurred (probably kicking) feet and spot colour right down to the bizarre placement of the rose.

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  15. Jenn says:

    Boudoir is one area that inexperienced photographers should avoid at all costs. I hate to see this.

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  16. Ciao_Chao says:

    Ewwwwwww…..it’s one that makes those hairs on the back of your neck stand. Excuse me while I go vomit.

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  17. ajay says:

    was das fick ist dieser scheiss!?

    No—Really? what is it? LOL! like a freezer burnt piece of meat being thawed out. .

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  18. HennyM says:

    the customer seems to be happy. wonder, if she loves burned down houses as well.

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  19. meinereiner says:

    The rose reminds me of a canary in a coal mine.

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  20. Bex says:

    She needs to get some antibiotics for that rash!

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  21. Jules MerderiƩ says:

    Necesito reventar ese maldito culo. Estoy hablando de insertarle mi grandiosa polla hasta dejarlo hecho una apestosa mierda.

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