Color Bum

We do not love the way u done the colors in this one… Nor do we love anything else about this photo…

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  1. “Love the way u done the colors.” Love the way u done the grammar too.

  2. Why did they stop freaking out about about not knowing what they were doing? Clearly that should have continued through the photo editing portion of this “art” project.

  3. And the way they posed her… she looks like she didn’t know what she was doing because that’s not posing, that’s lazy!

  4. Don;t these “clients” do any type of research?

    • What I’m about to say is extremely rude and overgeneralizing and I usually have a lot more compassion than I’m about to display… but what the hell. I’ve been convinced that a client’s taste in photography can be pretty accurately mirrored by their overall… education? Dare I say class? “Love the way U DONE the colors in this one”. You’d neither read this kind of grammar or see this kind of crap on a classier individual’s facebook wall.
      I promise, I’ll be kind for the rest of the week…

  5. I knew from the URL that this would be many shades of wrong, but I didn’t realize just how possibly wrong. Congrats, YANAP. You never leave me not shaking my head.

  6. All I can think is, “Oh look, she crapped a rose.”

  7. This photographer has the color spot technique down, but now they need to learn to use the morphing tools to give that rear end a little bit more oomph. Also the sheets look a little rumpled in back so it would be a good idea to use the soften tool to blur that out a little.

    • no, they don’t even have selective color down…

      • EvilDaystar

        1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
        2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.

  8. Kimberly

    looks like she has a rash…

  9. michael n christine

    Now all 500 of her friends, employers, future employers, and creepy stalkers know she’ll do “stuff” for fun.

  10. Did she just get a thorough spanking or is it just how my mind works?
    On a more serious note: Since when has it become politically incorrect to call out bad work like this? People have become so fragile these days when it comes to critiquing. That goes for both the photographer and the model here.

  11. TollToll


  12. monolith

    Before I got my first monthlies, this was kind of how I pictured the reception I’d get. The sad truth was some Tylenol and a nondescript maxi pad. At least these folks know how to celebrate!

  13. Hanimex Omelette

    The most vigorous diving catch for a Bridal Bouquet I’ve ever seen!

  14. So..the model was freaking out and not sure why she was doing it? I guess the free candy helped her relax.

    It’s terrible though..from her blurred (probably kicking) feet and spot colour right down to the bizarre placement of the rose.

  15. Boudoir is one area that inexperienced photographers should avoid at all costs. I hate to see this.

  16. Ciao_Chao

    Ewwwwwww…’s one that makes those hairs on the back of your neck stand. Excuse me while I go vomit.

  17. was das fick ist dieser scheiss!?

    No—Really? what is it? LOL! like a freezer burnt piece of meat being thawed out. .

  18. the customer seems to be happy. wonder, if she loves burned down houses as well.

  19. meinereiner

    The rose reminds me of a canary in a coal mine.

  20. She needs to get some antibiotics for that rash!

  21. Jules MerderiƩ

    Necesito reventar ese maldito culo. Estoy hablando de insertarle mi grandiosa polla hasta dejarlo hecho una apestosa mierda.

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