Why did they stop freaking out about about not knowing what they were doing? Clearly that should have continued through the photo editing portion of this “art” project.
What I’m about to say is extremely rude and overgeneralizing and I usually have a lot more compassion than I’m about to display… but what the hell. I’ve been convinced that a client’s taste in photography can be pretty accurately mirrored by their overall… education? Dare I say class? “Love the way U DONE the colors in this one”. You’d neither read this kind of grammar or see this kind of crap on a classier individual’s facebook wall.
I promise, I’ll be kind for the rest of the week…
I knew from the URL that this would be many shades of wrong, but I didn’t realize just how possibly wrong. Congrats, YANAP. You never leave me not shaking my head.
This photographer has the color spot technique down, but now they need to learn to use the morphing tools to give that rear end a little bit more oomph. Also the sheets look a little rumpled in back so it would be a good idea to use the soften tool to blur that out a little.
Did she just get a thorough spanking or is it just how my mind works?
On a more serious note: Since when has it become politically incorrect to call out bad work like this? People have become so fragile these days when it comes to critiquing. That goes for both the photographer and the model here.
Before I got my first monthlies, this was kind of how I pictured the reception I’d get. The sad truth was some Tylenol and a nondescript maxi pad. At least these folks know how to celebrate!
Susan
“Love the way u done the colors.” Love the way u done the grammar too.
Todd
Why did they stop freaking out about about not knowing what they were doing? Clearly that should have continued through the photo editing portion of this “art” project.
Cat
And the way they posed her… she looks like she didn’t know what she was doing because that’s not posing, that’s lazy!
Eric Lefebvre
Don;t these “clients” do any type of research?
Katie
What I’m about to say is extremely rude and overgeneralizing and I usually have a lot more compassion than I’m about to display… but what the hell. I’ve been convinced that a client’s taste in photography can be pretty accurately mirrored by their overall… education? Dare I say class? “Love the way U DONE the colors in this one”. You’d neither read this kind of grammar or see this kind of crap on a classier individual’s facebook wall.
I promise, I’ll be kind for the rest of the week…
Angela
I knew from the URL that this would be many shades of wrong, but I didn’t realize just how possibly wrong. Congrats, YANAP. You never leave me not shaking my head.
Cindy
All I can think is, “Oh look, she crapped a rose.”
Popples
This photographer has the color spot technique down, but now they need to learn to use the morphing tools to give that rear end a little bit more oomph. Also the sheets look a little rumpled in back so it would be a good idea to use the soften tool to blur that out a little.
MDS
no, they don’t even have selective color down…
EvilDaystar
Sarcasme:
noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Kimberly
looks like she has a rash…
michael n christine
Now all 500 of her friends, employers, future employers, and creepy stalkers know she’ll do “stuff” for fun.
robert
Did she just get a thorough spanking or is it just how my mind works?
On a more serious note: Since when has it become politically incorrect to call out bad work like this? People have become so fragile these days when it comes to critiquing. That goes for both the photographer and the model here.
TollToll
Creeeeepy
monolith
Before I got my first monthlies, this was kind of how I pictured the reception I’d get. The sad truth was some Tylenol and a nondescript maxi pad. At least these folks know how to celebrate!
Hanimex Omelette
The most vigorous diving catch for a Bridal Bouquet I’ve ever seen!
spike
So..the model was freaking out and not sure why she was doing it? I guess the free candy helped her relax.
It’s terrible though..from her blurred (probably kicking) feet and spot colour right down to the bizarre placement of the rose.
Jenn
Boudoir is one area that inexperienced photographers should avoid at all costs. I hate to see this.
Ciao_Chao
Ewwwwwww…..it’s one that makes those hairs on the back of your neck stand. Excuse me while I go vomit.
ajay
was das fick ist dieser scheiss!?
No—Really? what is it? LOL! like a freezer burnt piece of meat being thawed out. .
HennyM
the customer seems to be happy. wonder, if she loves burned down houses as well.
meinereiner
The rose reminds me of a canary in a coal mine.
Bex
She needs to get some antibiotics for that rash!
Jules Merderié
Necesito reventar ese maldito culo. Estoy hablando de insertarle mi grandiosa polla hasta dejarlo hecho una apestosa mierda.