Pink Eye Photography

Really horrible selective coloring resulting in what appears to be an unfortunate case of pink eye? There’s a visine for that!

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  1. i dont get it, whats supposed to be wrong with it?

  2. This has to be a joke?

  3. Haha, this might be the worst case of selective coloring I’ve ever seen.

  4. First comment is by original fauxtog.

    • Actually i think the first comment is by an actual photographer who has trouble conveying sarcasm in text. Look at the portfolio linked from their name.

      • I’m pretty sure he has no trouble conveying sarcasm. I think it’s more likely that a lot of these commenters have trouble recognizing it.

        Successful troll is successful.

      • I was not all that impressed with their portfolio…

  5. A photographer

    I would guess this woman is an android.

  6. skynigurl

    The 80’s called…..they said to burn their photo!

  7. Jimbo

    There are no words.

  8. FalconGTHO

    Wtf is with these chicks in pics with these pissed off looks? Forget all the “fauxtog errors” even if the pics *were* taken correctly theyre STILL a fail due to the freakin jerky looks on these chicks faces.

    • A photographer

      She may have been smiling before the fauxtographer cut and pasted fake lips on her.

      • Slvlurf

        Definitely not smiling… there’s no definition in the cheeks or the eyes that say she was smiling… it looks like the fouxtog just colored over her lips…

  9. Photomama

    I particularly like the spray-tanned (BURNED) forehead. Why go to the trouble of “Air-brushing” if you’re just going to leave the skin blemishes?

  10. Meowcate

    Don’t blame the fauxtog, it’s from her “Alternative” album… well, really alternative.

  11. …dafuq?!

  12. Carrie

    There is absolutely nothing right about this picture. Also, my heavily medicated 84 year old mee-maw can do lipstick better than that—real or Picnik’d. Holy shit.

  13. Ok, this is utterly unbelievable. If I presented to a client, I’m not sure who would be sick first…

  14. if they had just left it alone I think it would have been an okay photo… its sharp and is composed decently… but the models moth expression kills it either way…

    and what is it with these fauxtogs spot coloring brown eyes??? only works with blue eyes if youre really good at what you do… but even still its a dangerous gamble. and the hair!! wtf???

    it looks like they used a b/w preset which is a big no-no also… ruined the skin tones 🙁

  15. Frankie

    Bang bang bang… my head hurts.

    ……and when I thought it couldn’t get any worse.

  16. Wow, just wow. Her skin looks bad, too.

  17. Benny

    I got pink eye just by looking at this.

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