If I were you kid, I’d escape out that window quick, Santa looks pissed!
Is she holding a dismembered hand against her belly? The dog probably thinks it’s for him which is why he’s watching so intently.
Christmas just wouldn’t be the same without all this festive fauxtography! It’d be better…
No one wants to play pattycake with her…
So close, one more big yellow frame and this would have been a masterpiece!
A shot of the bride, in her camouflage gown, fixing her bra strap? It doesn’t get much worse!
The fauxtog should have at least put some fake sweaters on them if he/she was going to throw them into a fake blizzard!
At least the fauxtog got her bra strap in focus! It’s okay, ninjas are probably hard to photograph…