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Baby Blue Shorts

Baby’s watching you…

28 Comments
  1. Luke says:

    I’m sure it was just the alien encounter vibe they were hoping for.

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  2. Angela says:

    What is with this making kids look dead thing? Jesus Murphy …

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    • kbee says:

      I think the soulless dead black shark eyes just does it for me. And I love sharks. Just not shark eyes on kids.

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  3. Bryan says:

    Not only is the photo bad but the photoshopping is worse.

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  4. Bernard Rentajag says:

    Was this shot using an IR CCTV camera?

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  5. Craig Taylor says:

    Why is Moby so small?

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    • BurninBiomass says:

      Nice! I was trying to come up with a “Powder” joke like that, but decided you nailed it with a less obscure reference.

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  6. Jodi says:

    Hairy belly? ick.

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  7. Nicole. says:

    Not shorts, it’s one of those pettiskirts that were all the rage.

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  8. jim says:

    You know,i used to come look at these gawd awful shots.I`d make some smart ass comment about how i couldn`t believe some one would pay good money for this crap.But now i just look at them…because i would need a smart ass comment book,filled with every smartass comment known to man.Mainly cause the GAWD awful shots just keep getting worst by the day.
    P.S. I still can`t believe some people pay for this shit.

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  9. Jaap says:

    Ok. Now im scared. They are walking amongst us!

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  10. nine says:

    i just finished watching ‘Fringe’ on scy-fy channel… this answers EVERYTHING!

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  11. Cortney says:

    Ummm….why is his belly button off-center?!? Ew!!!!

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    • Shii Chan says:

      Insult the quality of the photo all you want, but don’t insult a small child, ok? Especially for something as dumb as that. He could be twisted to the side a bit for all you know.

      If you’re going to go on abut the child, it would be better to mention how the fauxtog made the kid look creepy/bad/hilarious, whatever.

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    • Ummm… the little girl is turned to the side a little bit. I’m worried about what you would have said if she was cross-eyed or was born with a deformity. Petty and rude!

      Either way, the photo is horrendous.

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    • kbee says:

      Yeah, seriously.

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  12. Lalalalaaaaa says:

    Yikes. The Great White Hope?

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  13. Gina says:

    Oops missed a spot

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  14. dave says:

    What could have been a cool shot, ruined by a PS hack

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  15. Insanehmong says:

    spot coloring…. why do so many fauxtogs think it’s the newest coolest thing to do since not everyone is doing it??? We don’t do it because it’s not cool; and when we do it, there’s a purpose and we do it properly. This is a sad example of how bad people can be at using photoshop. Good thing this fauxtog watermarked this image. I could have stolen it and pass it off as my own work…. NOT!!!

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  16. Leslie says:

    Why did the fauxtog remove his/her nipples?

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    • spike says:

      HOLY CRAP! I kept looking and looking to try to put my finger on exactly what it was about this that was so disturbing. I mean, it’s not like I spend much time around near-naked infants…but yeah, that’s creepy..not that this photo needed any more creepiness added.

      If the ‘tog was striving to make the child appear other-wordly, it would have been far more sensible to brush out the navel button before worrying over nipples….unless of course they were worried about somebody thinking a bare-nippled baby girl would be considered pornography.

      As for the spot colour, I could do better than that with both eyes tied behind my back.

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    • kbee says:

      Wow, I was too wrapped up in the general horror of the photo to notice that. Well spotted!

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  17. NickE says:

    I don’t understand the image to be honest. It is almost disturbing in some strange way…

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  18. commander says:

    Weird pose as well. Looks like the kid will karate chop you and not even have to put down the lollipop.

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  19. Tami says:

    Oh my dear Lord. I can not imagine putting my name on this if it were mine. That poor child! I guess this fauxtog’s idea of editing is to press every button on whatever editing program he/she uses. That is one of the most horrific photos I have ever seen, and when you can make a pretty child look that bad you earn the moniker Fauxtog in flying spot colours!

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  20. artie fufkin says:

    the fauxtog can be overheard at the completion of post processing

    head sort of melting away at the edges–CHECK
    sans nipples–CHECK
    what appears to be a hairy abdomen–CHECK

    yep, this one is a keeper.

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  21. Sarah says:

    The avatar has returned!

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