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July 18, 2013 at 10:47 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11465

bitchslapoftruth
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And he has been in business for years. Does all cap and gown photos for seniors and I think gives a discount if they also use him for portraits.

July 18, 2013 at 8:17 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11462

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I’m sitting at 669 at the moment, and happy knowing that my photos are actually nice to look at.

Here’s a few from the guy who got ALL the local high school contracts for senior portraits. Let me say this: He has a lot of pretty good work. He worked for another (crappy) local photographer, photog was diagnosed with MS and sold this guy his business. He tries to use a flash. I can’t figure out why he gets so much business and why the schools gave him a contract :S

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/s720x720/1005296_10151523723833231_861181785_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q73/s720x720/1069989_10151523746018231_1585652763_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q75/s720x720/1005435_10151521465158231_1202060064_n.jpg

July 18, 2013 at 9:50 am in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11446

bitchslapoftruth
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She has 1600 likes on her page lol There are 1600 people that liked this stuff enough to like the whole page.

July 17, 2013 at 4:03 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11435

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“For twenty dollars get- *a half hour session, *3 outfit changes per person, *unlimited poses, *and at least 35 fully edited images on a *flash drive with a *printing release to print whenever or wherever you want without ever paying me another cent.

This session is $20, there are NO HIDDEN FEES. The price you see is the price you pay. I’ve done pictures professionally for two years and have won two photography awards from a newstation and newspaper and have won countless photography online contests. If you hire me, I promise you will not regret it!” On her page, she also says you will get ” a flash drive or disk of 90-300 fully edited images” How are you getting 300 pictures in 30 minutes with unlimited outfits?

With this to show for her “awards”-

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1011288_593888077317488_1149396980_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1009764_592285207477775_962194113_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1010016_587779894594973_383746025_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1016200_596698713703091_655730898_n.jpg

July 15, 2013 at 2:23 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11416

bitchslapoftruth
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I don’t know about you guys, but if I take a portrait of someone, usually I can make out some kind of details in the eyes, like color for instance.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/946576_556140614427559_2133709681_n.jpg

If you aren’t good at backlit, don’t do backlit. Stick to the shade in the middle of the day or use a fill flash/reflector.

The review on her page says, “Very AWSOME work…love the way she captures the scenery.” People throw around the words awesome and amazing a lot around this woman, but none of her work is either.

July 11, 2013 at 8:20 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11277

bitchslapoftruth
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Seriously, though…. can we make a new thread for you guys to keep arguing so we can keep laughing at poor inexperienced souls?

July 11, 2013 at 8:03 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11273

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zknYzUsI7yc/TlzqdT6jkRI/AAAAAAAAAVc/HvSEwU0xZ8c/s1600/Beating+the+dead+horse.jpg

July 11, 2013 at 7:27 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11264

bitchslapoftruth
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Can we move the gear conversation to an appropriate thread?

July 11, 2013 at 7:18 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11262

bitchslapoftruth
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Not only is this terrible, but it is VERY dangerous! HOW do some photographers not know these images are supposed to be done as composites?!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/182141_10150905980687919_167548110_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/165923_10150905980757919_1229380354_n.jpg

July 10, 2013 at 5:55 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11237

bitchslapoftruth
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Also, most of these links aren’t working for me and I am deeply saddened.

July 10, 2013 at 5:53 pm in reply to: Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page… #11236

bitchslapoftruth
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how can you make anyone look bad?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=304581602969534&set=pb.162814303812932.-2207520000.1373492906.&type=3&theater

not sure about this one. Neither foregroud nor background are in focus

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=304581732969521&set=pb.162814303812932.-2207520000.1373492906.&type=3&theater

Yes, please cover that up with some graffiti.. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=250947724999589&set=pb.162814303812932.-2207520000.1373493068.&type=3&theater

“here’s a picture of your kid with his face taken apart!” https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=250897348337960&set=pb.162814303812932.-2207520000.1373493069.&type=3&theater

you’re supposed to pull your pants down when you pee on train tracks in the snow? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=182792238481805&set=pb.162814303812932.-2207520000.1373493137.&type=3&theater

okay, I fully expect karma to come get me.
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