Blue Eyed Beauty

It needs more edits!! We can still kind of tell this was once a real person.

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  1. Looks like two shots put together.One top part one bottom part.

  2. holy shit :0 some one call a doctor this lady has OMGWTF syndrome :/

  3. Melissa Burke



  5. Aaaaaaaaaaand that’s way we make robots look like R2D2 instead of humanoids….

  6. That editing hack job almost makes that man look like a woman.

    • She looks very young and healthy! What a vibrant model. The only thing that gives this away is the I AM LYING THROUGH MY FUCKING TEETH.

  7. As if the bright inhumanly blue eyes aren’t enough, they had to smooth out the face until it looks like plastic. Given the glasses around the table behind her, do you think this was maybe a dinner party or something? And maybe someone mistook their phone for a camera?

  8. I bet she saw this and thought What the heck did you do to me? This is cruelly quit an insult to whoever it’s a picture of. Why did the faux tog feel it necessary to edit to this extent? I think the massive amount if over editing lately is insulting to the people in the pictures.

  9. A photographer

    Where is the photograph? All I see is an air brush painting of a cartoon character I don’t recognize.

  10. Looks like she must be from Dune!

  11. Awesome photo! Her eyes are so sharp and in focus! What camera did you use?

    • A photographer

      I used my brand new Canon 1DX with my brand new 85mm f1.2 L Mark II.

      I found that this lens is just too damn sharp for for flattering portraits. What was Canon thinking? I sent it to Irvine for repair and it came back even sharper. What a bunch of idiots! I had to fix it myself by smearing some vaseline on the front element.

      • Habbelsad

        You should try the new Habbelsad Looney by!

  12. SoniKalien

    All it needs is some lazer beams….

  13. No wrinkles!

  14. Oh wow that is indeed post-process smoothing. I thought at first that it was some kind of attempt on YANAP’s behalf to obscure the face in order to protect the identity of the person in the photo.


  16. I think I just burnt my retinas 😛

    • You have no business making comment on any “photographer”. I looked through your page. Sell your camera (or phone, whatever you’re using) and get a job at k-mart re-filling shelves.

  17. rocktographer

    Whoa! There’s just no way this was actually found posted on someone’s “business” page or site. I mean, they would actually have to be literally near blind not to see how bad this editing is. No watermark gives me hope that someone isn’t seriously advertising themselves as a “pro” with this garbage

  18. Poor woman, obviously she’s so ugly in real life that they HAD to give her laser-blue eyes and a nice touch o’ red around them too, to make her look better. And don’t forget smoothing out every kind of wrinkle and line that might show facial expression, too.

  19. kevrobertson

    I actually am struggling to understand why someone would edit like that.
    And even worse than that… POST IT ONINE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE.

    What a muppet.

  20. There is no damn excuse for this – even if the client asks / demands that you do something with her wrinkles… and the eyes… I haven’t seen eyes like that since Star Trek – one of the early episodes – when Kirk’s friend becomes a God….

    I know – she came to the photographer and said – make me look like a barbie doll… plastic smoth skin and glowing eyes… yep – that’s it.

  21. My God, It’s Mr Humphries from Are you being served?

  22. It needs a fancy watermark. Otherwise it’s just someone playing around with photoshop.

  23. Artie fufkin

    the skin looks quite dead
    the eyes are too blue
    I just used this pic
    to wipe up my poo

  24. It is beginning.

    The zombie apocalypse.

    Folks, pay attention. This is the first symptom. A sharp, laserlike intense stare, with blood starting to fill up the whites of the eyes and eyelids…

  25. What happened to YANAP posting two pics a day as they mentioned in the past? Love this site, but this pic has been up several days now.

  26. Broken Focus

    Who looks at a photo like this after processing and thinks to themselves, “yeah, this looks nice.”

  27. I’m waiting to see if she is able to project laser beams from her eyes…

  28. Is it just me or are sex dolls getting more hideous and less realistic?

  29. this looks like one of the characters in the board game “13 Dead End Drive”. creepy blue eyes and smudged face!

  30. And the spice must flow…

  31. I frequent this website, usually at least once a week. This was the first time I’ve seen a family member on it….. lol

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