Someone get this poor girl some ointment!
Maybe she should have asked the magic mirror to show her how these photos were going to turn out…
Now for your engagement shoot, I’m thinking we’ll just make you blurry blobs in the background and what I really want to focus on is the barbed wire…
If you’re photographing the bride and groom in a kissy pose, you may want to give your poor subjects some guidance so they don’t end up looking like…
Selective butt coloring, that’s a new low!
Come on Fauxtog! It’s their 30th wedding anniversary! Don’t stop at only three poorly blended photos, you might as well get a whole 30 of them in there!
Hire this Fauxtog… because don’t we all just want to look like plastic airheads on our Wedding day?
Awesome job fauxtog! Now he looks SO smart with that huge head and she doesn’t have to worry about a single ounce of junk in her trunk!
This photo only looks like this because photographer snapped it while falling over a chair! Even so, it’s still horrible.