Alien Abduction

This is pure genius. The fauxtog captured an alien abduction in progress.

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  1. I am so confused. Why is the fauxtog bringing attention to that guy’s genital area? Where are their heads? Why is the bride off by herself? Where are their heads? Really, where was the fauxtog’s head?

    • Lol, it IS showing off one of his heads….

      • I don't get it

        ha ha ha ha Amber that was good. LOL But Seriously, this is awful.

      • LMAO @Amber! Made my day 🙂

      • Another Steve

        Except that the green…whatever it is seems to be coming from *behind* Headless Man #2. Maybe he’s passing some kryptonite?

    • This photo is awful. But I have plenty of photos cutting off the heads of brides and grooms that are fun.

  2. It’s not an alien abduction! We are watching a new Green Lantern come into being at his wedding! Aren’t they supposed to do this big act of courage or something?

  3. I don’t even wanna know why there is green gas coming from his rear… o_O
    Seriously though, even if their heads were intact, the way the bride is standing looks like she’s depressed to me! This looks like a mashup of “hey, what can we do with the shots that are unusable?” “I know! An alien abduction! With passing gas!”

  4. I am so NOT stealing that idea…

  5. It looks like he’s shooting death rays out of his butt, so that makes it kind of awesome.

  6. Stargazer and I shared a hypnotherapist who was fond of the image of green, healing light.
    I fear this may have been what was on his mind.

  7. I don’t get it…. What’s the point of this?

  8. Michelle

    I can not even wrap my head around what this might possibly be.

  9. apparently its an anal probe type thing…

  10. Maybe the bride seen the freak show happening and was slowly trying to get away?? Should have never made it to Facebook

  11. It looks like a magical wedding fart.

  12. Freakin laser beams!!!!!!!!!! pew pew pew!!!

  13. Susan Hoffman

    I have spent the last 5 minutes trying to understand why anyone would want this kind of photo and have yet to come up with a plausible reason. What is going on here? All I can imagine is the person is one of those Russian wedding folks.

    • I’d be willing to agree with you about the Russian wedding idea, except that the name is in English.

  14. Anonymous

    Why would anyone do that ?

  15. Maybe she thinks the sun shines out of his butt.

    • Cant be the sun, it’s green!
      Must be the gas shines out of his butt 😐

      I’m just completely baffled by this one! I’m… yeah…. *scratches head* …. erm…. yeah I give up! This is just beyond weird!

  16. I wonder if any of these “photographers” even know that they are doing so many things wrong?

  17. Wsroadrunner

    What a craptastic shot!

  18. carolsworld

    That is one powerful fart.

  19. I’m not going to lie, I think this is amazing. I’d buy a print of this.

  20. He Farted!!

  21. His magical radioactive genitals distracts from the fact that all 3 men are wearing pants that don’t fit (too long).

  22. FAIL
    there is not even 1 thing that works. Clearly the fauxtog wasted a lot of time trying to be trendy. Here’s a trendy thought: take a properly exposed, properly posed image and use that to promote your business!

  23. its CROOKED!! that and a million other issues…

  24. till death do us fart

  25. Anonymous

    He has a green laser up his ass??? *facepalm*

  26. How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

  27. Clearly states “Bros before Hoes”

  28. I think their hands should be behind their backs if this is an alien abduction.

  29. “beam me up scottie”

  30. I pray he didn’t charge anyone money for this nightmare of incompetence and what on Regretsy would be called “whimsicle f*ckery.” A tilted photo of headless people is bad enough. Adding in a nonsensical effect is…nonsensical. I can’t even imagine doing this for “fun” while goofing around in PS. Even after a few drinks. I do not comprehend the existence of this photo.

  31. Judy Blue Eyes

    OH no!!!!!! OMG!!!!! there’s green light coming out of my ass!!!!! OMG!!! It’s not a hoax!!!! It’s real!! OMG!!! help meeeeeee………….

  32. ~Heather W~

    “Hand in glove
    The sun shines out of our behinds
    No, it’s not like any other love
    This one is different – because it’s us”

    The Smiths apparently have found a back-up career in photography, since music never panned out.

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