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NoLoveLosslessParticipant
Oh, there is just so much WIN here… https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.165368526835847.28517.165357176836982&type=3
NoLoveLosslessParticipantKeeeeeee-RIST – here’s another one for your Sunday coffee sipping pleasure….
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.262524120563390.1073741861.166148240200979&type=3
NoLoveLosslessParticipantARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! I did not see one.single.photo. of a bride in PCCP’s pictures that didn’t have the dress blown out to hell and back. And that poor bride in this set – https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.739925642720999.1073741879.208781335835435&type=3 – did Ms. PCCP hate her or something? It is as if she intentionally took every bad angle available and made it her mission to make sure they were part of the album.
HOW DO THESE IDIOTS KEEP GETTING BUSINESS?!?!?!?!?! *going to go bang head against wall now…*
NoLoveLosslessParticipant@urkiddingright – 😀 😀 heh. I like the way you think!
NoLoveLosslessParticipantAnd another one! https://www.facebook.com/bestofsistersphotography
The hits just keep on coming… this one says they are ‘amazing’ – http://pensacola.craigslist.org/for/4648369229.html
NoLoveLosslessParticipantBack from a much needed vacation on the Gulf coast, and y’all have not disappointed while I was gone! 😀
This one is a hoot! http://neworleans.craigslist.org/for/4672905390.html
“Will consider trades (I have a 10 month old son and soon to be 5 and 7 year old daughters).”
I wonder what she wants in trade for the 10mo boy – we have all girls, we could use a boy! 😀 😀 😀
NoLoveLosslessParticipantOoooo la la!! http://auburn.craigslist.org/for/4642828650.html Je suis très impressionné par cette merde floue!
NoLoveLosslessParticipantOh, yeah, nesgran, she has it all. Selective color, blurry focus, horrid horizons, RR tracks, lousy exposure…the lottery!!
NoLoveLosslessParticipantOh, Looky!!! More ‘French Style’ photography!! http://knoxville.craigslist.org/for/4601838637.html
(that’s what I’m calling the outoffocusdontunderstandexposurestuff from now on – it sounds sooooooo classy!
NoLoveLosslessParticipantOK, Help me out here. Here’s a craigslist find. http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/for/4665324076.html
W.T.F is French Style? Is that some sort of code for ‘I can’t take a photo in focus to save my life?’ Or does it just mean ‘I don’t know the first thing about exposure so I’ll just call it French Fauxtography and everyone will come running!’
NoLoveLosslessParticipant😀 – picstop, you crack me right the hell up!
Now this one may not qualify for the main page; they do show a bit of promise. But still…really? A pose like this and you cut off the arms and legs? W.T.F?!?!? I mean, come on! http://photos.daveshevett.com/p322877185/h398adf54#h331ad10
And the wedding examples, while not horrid like some, still show quite the lack of knowledge on making a bride look her best. http://photos.daveshevett.com/p830973433/h32494d1f#h32494d1f
And it’s nice they got the leaves on the trees behind the group in focus on this one! http://photos.daveshevett.com/p830973433/h32494d1f#h3870016f
How do you get THIS close to a kid and still not get him in focus? http://photos.daveshevett.com/p322877185/h1e8c1f7e#h1e8c1f7e
NoLoveLosslessParticipantBut, Seth!! It is soooooooo DEEP and PROFOUND!!!! I’m sure just posting it made her a better fauxtog than EV-ah!!!! 😀
NoLoveLosslessParticipantHolly Carp, fstopper (I still wanna type BEG :D) – did you look at the other wedding in her albums as well? 🙁 *shaking head sadly*
Here’s one – the only good thing I can say here is that this one apparently has the good sense to not do weddings….or at least no one has had the bad sense to get them to… https://www.facebook.com/capturingmemoriesphotography2012/photos_stream?tab=photos_albums
Have we done this one yet? They all start to run together after a while… https://www.facebook.com/lovefaithphotography – unfortunately, this one does not have the good sense as the one above. 🙁 This one: https://www.facebook.com/lovefaithphotography/photos/a.519573151456484.1073741829.204448266302309/519573568123109/?type=3&theater just conveys soooooo much emotion and feeling – takes my breath away. *rolling eyes* the whole set is ridiculous.
This album isn’t much better: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.519569174790215.1073741828.204448266302309&type=3 – I especially like this one: https://www.facebook.com/lovefaithphotography/photos/a.519569174790215.1073741828.204448266302309/519572288123237/?type=3&theater – nothing says ‘Happy Wedding Day’ like a little butt sex posing for the audience….
NoLoveLosslessParticipant@picstop – boy, you said a mouthful right there – that is probably the BIGGEST nightmare for me – the back and boob bulge on heavier-set woman. Unfortunately we are not usually consulted before the dress is purchased. Although, remarkably, there have actually been 4 brides who asked me to come along with them when choosing their dresses from a ‘final four’ selection type trip because I do offer the service (I am a word-of-mouth, private referral photographer so I often either know the bride personally or know a close friend of theirs quite well.) As you said, I have NEVER had an ‘ugly’ bride because any woman that happy and radiant on her special day is beautiful. And it is our job, our mission, nay, our sacred DUTY, to make them look like everything they are that day – a beautiful, happy woman marrying the man of her dreams. You don’t have to turn them into Melting Plastic Barbie to make that happen! Turn them to soften the shoulder line and give the illusion of thinning the body, shoot them in short light, employ your S-curves and C-curves wisely, get the arms off the body, shift their weight back, shoot from above and have them look over the shoulder and up at you…a million and one little things that a real PROFESSIONAL photographer knows and uses to enhance a bride.
I WILL be happy when the completely strapless dress fad is over – it is the absolutely most unflattering look for about 75% of the women who wear it and that is sad, but it IS what we have to work with and if you know what you are doing, you CAN make it work for her and for you – in the photos at least!
NoLoveLosslessParticipant@ picstop – ha! 🙂
@eagleman – ok, now you are just TRYING to make me have a stroke, aren’t you? 😉 Sadly, the best pictures in that whole album are of the car! -
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