Baby Bump Trip

This is the perfect baby bump photo… for someone one on acid…

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  1. Angela

    This is truly scary.

  2. Is that Hillbilly Barbie? She looks so plastic!

  3. Jennifer

    Is that a barrel of semen?

  4. Jennifer

    And if it is, is it horse semen? I’m so confused.

  5. Eosman

    Anyone seen the TV series..TWIN PEAKS???…..lols

  6. Zoe Lowinfell Cauvel

    So THIS is what happens when a girl bathes in a tubful of ejaculate. Huh. I’m glad I don’t have this much of it just lying around. Might be tempted. Said no normal person ever.

    I feel like this text should be scrolling across the bottom as some annoying announcer voice lets loose with “Quick! Get your Tubful of Ejaculate** for a limited time only! Tubful of Ejaculate** is guaranteed to change your outlook and your course in life, or your money back!”. The girl should have a speech bubble of surprise saying “Oh my goodness! Look how life changing and totally worth it this Tubful of Ejaculate** turned out to be! Thank you Tubful of Ejaculate**!”
    **Fetus not included.

  7. This is one of the Fauxtogs better pieces of work!

  8. Kristian

    I don’t always like the models in these photos but when I do, I copy and paste them into a bathtub full of sperm.

  9. I really REALLY want to hear what the person who “composed” this image was thinking. At least your average acid trip has some sort of basis in something..not just random things arranged randomly and certainly not in those colours. …. or so I’ve been told. 😉

  10. Excellent composition. It’s almost as if the only way to go is between the plastic pregnant woman in a tub of milk and the giant rocking horse, and then into the portal on the other side. So deep; I relate to this image.

  11. heather

    what is she sitting in? a coconut? i didn’t know plastic people could procreate! what is she doing under all of that foam with her hidden hand? why is there a chess horse watching her? oh the possibilites…..

  12. Helen P. "Mickey" Megginson

    Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!

  13. I’m just here for the comments. You guys are hilarious!

  14. Simply…errm. Well it’s another of life’s precious memories butchered by our friend the fauxtog!

  15. “Mum, what does this ‘photoshop’ button do?”

  16. Robert

    Just one question: WHY?

  17. Not only does she look plastic, but what is going on with her hair style? It looks like they just used a random iphone “snapshot”her husband/bf took of her when she just got up out of bed one morning.

  18. Neuice

    Ok, am I the only one that think she looks sexy? I mean without the photoshopped semen… she’s a hot pregnant chick.

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