We All Smile In The Same Language…

… But the baby is not even smiling?

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  1. creepy. that’s the only word there is. poor kid.

  2. We all ‘express shear terror’ in the same language.

  3. we all fart in the same language

  4. Annoyed

    We all take terrible pictures with the same shitty on-board flash.

  5. Annoyed

    We all buy our craptastical angel wings from the same Asian guy on eBay.

    • Annoyed

      Which are, by the way, on upside down. Dummy. If you’re going to use a kitchy prop like that, at least have the common sense to put them on right side up.

  6. why does he only have one foot?

  7. bad ps selection – check
    bad flash – check
    kid looks like he just loaded his diaper – check

    We have a keeper folks! 😉

  8. artie fufkin

    just curious, are those angels wings or has the baby fallen from the sky and landed on and crushed the life out of a small swan?

  9. artie fufkin

    note to original photographer:

    this is almost perfect. if you could just selective color and only showcase the yellow and blue in the diaper.

    you can thank me later

  10. You know what this photo needs? Yes. More damned cowbell. And lasers coming from the eyes. Since it is an obvious portrayal of Lucifer, the arch-angel’s fall from grace. God you people are so obtuse.

  11. octapus baby

    Is that a tentacle i spy. Poor kid, looks like he inked himself.

  12. Mrs Woo

    I have got to quit looking at this site. I’m going to start believing that I can do better than a lot of people getting paid out there and then you guys will find my website and make fun of me, too.

    Seriously – why would you post that as an example of your work? Because of the angle you’re looking at the baby at, you can’t even see all of his/her eyes (I think it is a boy for some reason), so the eyes look demonic just from that. You’re looking at the baby at the weirdest angle, the wings are upside down, a foot is buried, there is absolutely no art to the pose…

    What kind of person doesn’t reposition the baby and try again? For pity’s sake – most people only shoot digital these days; it’s not like they actually have to sit there and say “Each of these shots is costing me x dollars in film and materials” – and if it were film, the exposure of film, per se, isn’t much. It was always okay to NOT print the ones that weren’t worth printing…. 😐

  13. Mrs Woo

    Then again, maybe lolz is right and we’re all in danger of smiting…

  14. Looks like somebody threw a baby at a seagull…………………….

  15. We all cringe in the same language..

  16. Maybe the smile was lost in translation.

  17. What happened to the poor, constipated, dead (angel) kid’s foot?

  18. We all smile in the same language, but this baby poops in German.

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