Which are, by the way, on upside down. Dummy. If you’re going to use a kitchy prop like that, at least have the common sense to put them on right side up.
You know what this photo needs? Yes. More damned cowbell. And lasers coming from the eyes. Since it is an obvious portrayal of Lucifer, the arch-angel’s fall from grace. God you people are so obtuse.
I have got to quit looking at this site. I’m going to start believing that I can do better than a lot of people getting paid out there and then you guys will find my website and make fun of me, too.
Seriously – why would you post that as an example of your work? Because of the angle you’re looking at the baby at, you can’t even see all of his/her eyes (I think it is a boy for some reason), so the eyes look demonic just from that. You’re looking at the baby at the weirdest angle, the wings are upside down, a foot is buried, there is absolutely no art to the pose…
What kind of person doesn’t reposition the baby and try again? For pity’s sake – most people only shoot digital these days; it’s not like they actually have to sit there and say “Each of these shots is costing me x dollars in film and materials” – and if it were film, the exposure of film, per se, isn’t much. It was always okay to NOT print the ones that weren’t worth printing…. 😐
Kim
creepy. that’s the only word there is. poor kid.
Luke
We all ‘express shear terror’ in the same language.
Gonzo di Dottore
we all fart in the same language
NicCole
That was my thought too. That kid just farted.
Annoyed
We all take terrible pictures with the same shitty on-board flash.
Annoyed
We all buy our craptastical angel wings from the same Asian guy on eBay.
Annoyed
Which are, by the way, on upside down. Dummy. If you’re going to use a kitchy prop like that, at least have the common sense to put them on right side up.
Nicole
why does he only have one foot?
HennyM
well, he has a toe and a foot…
Dave
bad ps selection – check
bad flash – check
kid looks like he just loaded his diaper – check
We have a keeper folks! 😉
artie fufkin
just curious, are those angels wings or has the baby fallen from the sky and landed on and crushed the life out of a small swan?
artie fufkin
note to original photographer:
this is almost perfect. if you could just selective color and only showcase the yellow and blue in the diaper.
you can thank me later
lolz
You know what this photo needs? Yes. More damned cowbell. And lasers coming from the eyes. Since it is an obvious portrayal of Lucifer, the arch-angel’s fall from grace. God you people are so obtuse.
alex
and sharks. gotta have sharks. maybe a howling three-wolf pose…
octapus baby
Is that a tentacle i spy. Poor kid, looks like he inked himself.
Mrs Woo
I have got to quit looking at this site. I’m going to start believing that I can do better than a lot of people getting paid out there and then you guys will find my website and make fun of me, too.
Seriously – why would you post that as an example of your work? Because of the angle you’re looking at the baby at, you can’t even see all of his/her eyes (I think it is a boy for some reason), so the eyes look demonic just from that. You’re looking at the baby at the weirdest angle, the wings are upside down, a foot is buried, there is absolutely no art to the pose…
What kind of person doesn’t reposition the baby and try again? For pity’s sake – most people only shoot digital these days; it’s not like they actually have to sit there and say “Each of these shots is costing me x dollars in film and materials” – and if it were film, the exposure of film, per se, isn’t much. It was always okay to NOT print the ones that weren’t worth printing…. 😐
Mrs Woo
Then again, maybe lolz is right and we’re all in danger of smiting…
H
Looks like somebody threw a baby at a seagull…………………….
Zach
We all cringe in the same language..
J
Maybe the smile was lost in translation.
Chris
What happened to the poor, constipated, dead (angel) kid’s foot?
Steve
We all smile in the same language, but this baby poops in German.