everybody knows that these department store / mall / chain store photo booths are not real photographers…heck, even the workers there admit it – they are about selling product to parents, herding kids (big and little) and wiping up after Dick or Jane pees on the charactor.
I actually submitted this photo. This is a fauxtographer in my area. I do believe she did these at the local flea market. Nothing but high class around here.
Very sad that the people responsible for this setup couldn’t even do something as basic as provide a quick guide to composition for the picture taker (let’s face it, it’d be unfair to call the mall worker caught doing this a ‘fauxtog’) so they could at least try to produce a decent pic. No reason either that the set designer couldn’t make the set a little less tacky. *sigh*…
Agree 100%, but the problem is that that would eat into their profit…and face it – the Santa, Easter Bunny are 100% about how many kids can we get through in an hour and how much product can we sell. Who gives a shit if it looks good or if the bunny doesn’t look like roadkill.
The receptionist and the staffing agency is a little hard of hearing. When calling, please be sure to speak clearly when asking for Peter Rabbit so that she understand that you do not want Pedo Rabbit.. Thank you
moi
Pedobear’s friend Pedorabbit?
meggy
1. Weird. Kid looks bored, bunny looks embarrassed.
2. Why has that man got his hand in the bunnies crutch?
Why are they caged? I didn’t realise the easter bunny was so dangerous.
Gal with a Camera
I assume you mean ‘crotch’, not ‘crutch’, right? LOL.
Brian
Meggy is obviously from ‘across the pond’, therefore ‘crutch’ is correct. Folks from the UK don’t use the word ‘crotch’ to refer to that region.
Guest
Not sure why I couldn’t reply directly to Brian’s comment, but Brian — you’re wrong.
meggy
Hi, I am from the right side of the pond, and I did mean crutch!!!! 🙂
meggy
And who is guest anyway??? 🙂
stef
I think the mask in #2 was shooped in. Or maybe they found their mask and wore it? But the color is off.
robert
Bad colour, bad composition, bad angle, bad light, bad processing, bad idea.
Do I have anything positive to say about these shots? Nope.
Grimoire
The focus is ok. 🙂
Pelham
uh the focus is ok…where? 🙂
no one special
I like how they left the Easter basket in the plastic. Guess they plan on returning it to the store afterwards. And, what is Fastfr?
Dave
everybody knows that these department store / mall / chain store photo booths are not real photographers…heck, even the workers there admit it – they are about selling product to parents, herding kids (big and little) and wiping up after Dick or Jane pees on the charactor.
Guest
I actually submitted this photo. This is a fauxtographer in my area. I do believe she did these at the local flea market. Nothing but high class around here.
nikki
Speechless….
spike
Why am I filled with the urge to kick Easterbunny’s butt shouting “This is for Brody!”
JD
omfg….jus OMFG
Chels
The little boy looks like he’s trying to lay an easter egg
Pelham
Very sad that the people responsible for this setup couldn’t even do something as basic as provide a quick guide to composition for the picture taker (let’s face it, it’d be unfair to call the mall worker caught doing this a ‘fauxtog’) so they could at least try to produce a decent pic. No reason either that the set designer couldn’t make the set a little less tacky. *sigh*…
dave
Agree 100%, but the problem is that that would eat into their profit…and face it – the Santa, Easter Bunny are 100% about how many kids can we get through in an hour and how much product can we sell. Who gives a shit if it looks good or if the bunny doesn’t look like roadkill.
justme
Even the little boy in the first photo knows how messed up that photo is (he face says “seriously?!”)
And as for the second photo… i think… the less said the better
Wsroadrunner
The kid is ready to poop on pedobunny’s foot. The guy in the second pic is about to say “That’s not a carrot!?!?!”
Jeff
The receptionist and the staffing agency is a little hard of hearing. When calling, please be sure to speak clearly when asking for Peter Rabbit so that she understand that you do not want Pedo Rabbit.. Thank you
Snappy
You’ve just been felt by PEDO-RABBIT!
Snappy
The second rabbit really digs mullet man’s strong right hand… happy endings always happen on Easter.