The Night Before Christmas, Fauxtog Style

There was no way to know the lengths to which these fauxtogs would go and their strange creations continued to show. When what to our horrified eyes should we see? But a tiny little foot combined with the head of a baby!

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  1. WTH is THIS????

  2. Tonight, we’re young! (8)

  3. What a wonderful collection of RSS (really strange, uh, stuff). Thank you for making me feel better all year as I look at people who are much, much worse. Happy holidays to you.

  4. AbsyntheGreene

    I enjoyed this poem a great deal, nice work.

  5. OMG, ok, I can stand it until the last one and just look in wonder with no words to describe it but the last one makes me want to punch someone or call the police or something, because that is really wrong, poor poor baby, that is so dangerous, Im 100% it doesnt have any pillow underneath 🙁 And for what, for some ugly ugly photo of him wanting to escape, thinking why his parents abandoned him? WTF?? Are they insane?

    …yes, Im mad.

  6. SoniKalien

    Thanks for the awesome poem – it really does sum up the year 😀

  7. Hey Odo – We found your mom in the gamma quadrant!

  8. Holy shit. These are classics. One day….. one day, I will be this great.

  9. I got to the second to last one and I wasn’t quite expecting the colour explosion….yea…..i shouted some not so nice words….it was an accident… sister was like ???????? what are you doing in there?
    …wow…………no words… least not any that anyone would like to hear/read……

  10. Now that xmas is over with lots of shiny new cameras in uneasy, greasy fingers, I expect this to be the best year ever for YANAP!

  11. Wish I could photoshop that good.. Make the dude from tales from the crypt 15 years old

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