This poor girl looks like she’s the sole survivor of a boating disaster and just washed up on shore miserable and alone! And what’s with the random light orb?
Even as a holiday photograph, this one belongs in the trash bin.
I’ve looked at the image quite a long time, and I cannot find *any* photographic quality in it. None whatsoever
She looks like she didn’t want pictures taken and wanted to leave, photographers need to schedule around the kids, not expect them to be chipper at any moment. Reschedule if the kid is too much for you to handle, and reschedule for THEIR best time, not yours. I hate when fauxtographers schedule sessions and complain that the kid was bad and they couldn’t get enough shots so they just “get what they can.” They are PAYING you to get GREAT shots, not “EH”
I am laughing so loud at this caption let alone the photo. That is classic! Fauxtogs who photoshop in fake sun and fake flare are just awful. Real talent gets it right in camera. Still dying at caption!
The only thing in focus in this photo is the fake sunflare… oh so tactfully placed, might I add… I like sunflare WHEN IT’S CAPTURED IN REAL LIFE. Very rarely can you get away with any sort of fake sunflare.
robert
Even as a holiday photograph, this one belongs in the trash bin.
I’ve looked at the image quite a long time, and I cannot find *any* photographic quality in it. None whatsoever
Jaap
On my screen the white balance looks pretty good….
TollTollPhotography
Then you need to get your monitor calibrated, this little girl looks like she’s dead, her skin is grey!
CB
Is she dead? Her eyes look dead!
TollTollPhotography
She looks like she didn’t want pictures taken and wanted to leave, photographers need to schedule around the kids, not expect them to be chipper at any moment. Reschedule if the kid is too much for you to handle, and reschedule for THEIR best time, not yours. I hate when fauxtographers schedule sessions and complain that the kid was bad and they couldn’t get enough shots so they just “get what they can.” They are PAYING you to get GREAT shots, not “EH”
Bernard Rentajag
That “orb” is the girls soul leaving her physical body.
LOLZ
It’s too bad too, this ‘pose’ and I suspect the landscape behind the little girl, would have a ton of potential.
TollTollPhotography
I could see her laying her head down and smiling on the rock, or just gazing into the camera (with the portrait in focus and correct white balance)
Vince
It is an alien abduction!
moi
+1 for no selective colouring
Elly
-1 for using lens flare
meggy
Cute kid. Could have made a good snap. But didn’t.
I’d have binned it, and I keep a lot of technically awful pics of my kids
CP
That rock sure is giving off some awful glare.
Susan
Gray skin tone, vacant stare in the eyes, and lack of sharp focus. But, as moi says, no selective coloration so it could have been worse. Really.
TollTollPhotography
OR! The “glare” is the selective coloring? Since it’s the ONLY thing besides her eyes with bright color
BurninBiomass
The orb is Glinda the Good witch, coming to take her away from this bad photographer.
aha
is she a zombie leftover or something ?
MP
At least the font has style. You see the word photography in such a cool font and think: must be a terrific photographer.
TollTollPhotography
They have the last name “Photography” HELL YES. THEY MUST KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING!
lora
I think the poor lil girl looks tired 🙁 too bad, because she is adorable and it could of been a cute pic.
Henny
just woke up from a Freddy Krueger nightmare?
Wsroadrunner
That’s disturbing….. poor kid is terrified of the fauxtog
Sarah
Poor thing, her skin is all blotchy, she looks like she’s freezing!
y0y0master
that extra flare just kicked it up another notch for me…..all that is missing now is the white vignetting
Andy
wow, it’s Gollum’s sister.
caymarie
I swear the only reason I even clicked comments was to see if someone else thought it was Gollum rofl.
Chris
‘F’ to Rescue, ‘B’ to Harvest
Pelham
Poor kid looks tired, bored, and like she very much wants to go to her happy place, but is afraid the fauxtog will follow her.
Ann
I am laughing so loud at this caption let alone the photo. That is classic! Fauxtogs who photoshop in fake sun and fake flare are just awful. Real talent gets it right in camera. Still dying at caption!
Crystal
oh god lens flare…
browneyedgirl89
The only thing in focus in this photo is the fake sunflare… oh so tactfully placed, might I add… I like sunflare WHEN IT’S CAPTURED IN REAL LIFE. Very rarely can you get away with any sort of fake sunflare.