Of course the color in this photo shows the potential flatulence radius. You better watch it kid!

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  1. What is the POINT????

  2. Better idea:

    Just use the parents legs in the frame, and have the kid poking out from behind dad.

    Also, lose the ridiculous spot color garbage.

  3. Helen P. "Mickey" Megginson

    What the?? I am at a loss for words!

  4. Here’s an idea: how about Adobe makes the next Photoshop versions like a game? You have to complete a certain number of good artwork before you even get access to the filters. Using selective colouring like this then instantly makes you lose this function for one year.

  5. He farted out a kid!!

  6. It’s not even proper posing. “Just stand sideways & ummmmm… hold her waist. I’m not sure what you should do with your hands so just let them hang there. It’s okay, I’m going to cut them off at the wrist anyway. Now say *Cheesee..* wait, where is the kid?”

  7. These people look very uncomfortable and not at all relaxed. I fault the photog for that – it’s part of your job to make them feel comfortable so they will act natural for the camera. The selective use of color vs. B/W? There are some times when, although it might not be well done, you at least get what the photog was after – here, neither applies: it’s pointless, and poorly done. And if the idea was to be “cute” with the kid … it misses the point.

  8. Vitaliy

    Is it me, or his hangs look humongous?

    • It’s not just you! They photoshopped the hell out of that area and the arms and the rebuilt gigantor hands on him!

    • John is Awake

      I’m guessing he was editing her belly, messed it up a bit, tried to fix that, messed it up a bit, tried to fix that, and by dinner time, the poor fellow had cartoon hands. I remember making those same mistakes in the beginning of computer editing. I would have had the sense, however, to not post anywhere.

  9. Lalalalaaaaa

    He looks like he’s pooping out a kid in technicolor

  10. Lalalalaaaaa

    Vitaly – I see what you mean about his hands looking humongous. WTF?

    • The curve where her elbow is is her cardigan, not his hand. Another flaw in the fauxtogs positioning.

      • They photoshopped the hell out of that area and the arms and the rebuilt gigantor hands on him! Look at her arm closely

  11. Thank you Picasa for making another fauxtogs dream come true.

  12. Chocolate mud baby!

  13. Soon

  14. That guy needs to change his diet.

  15. they just need to get rid of selective coloring altogether

  16. no one special

    look closely at her belly and arm. They tried to put her on the Photoshop Diet.
    Smudge tool maybe? Cut (large feathering area) and paste on her arm to make it look thinner?

    • Pelham

      I think the fauxtog was trying to eliminate baby bump #2. Hey, why not? It’s probably the only thing they’re any good at!

  17. photocriticgirl

    I really, really hope no one paid to this.
    Seriously hope so.
    This is terrible.
    Just, no.

  18. and thus god created tyrone who farted color upon the earth

  19. Leta Hatzenbuehler

    Is it just me, or is his hand freakishly big?

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