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Cheesy Baby Bump

Before the session, the photographer instructed the couple to roll around in Doritos.

Only 75 More Days

Prepare yourselves. Only 75 more days until momtogs, uncle Bobs and untalented emo kids wake up to new expensive cameras under the tree. And only 76 more days…

Daily Rewind: Pretty Girl, Ugly Picture

Every day, we’re posting some of the best of the worst from our old Tumblr site. We recently moved to WordPress. I just don’t understand the posing or…

Daily Rewind: Awfully Photoshopped Russian Wedding Photos

Awfully Photoshopped Russian Wedding Pictures We’re recreating some of our favorite posts from the old Tumblr site. It just wouldn’t be You Are Not a Photographer without a…

Yellow Rose

I must book this photographer to come into my back yard to take pictures of flowers and add ugly editing effects.

Daily Rewind: A Wet Suit

Since our old site is gone, we’re going to post some of our favorites that are too awful to be deleted for good.

Beware of the Austin Fauxtographer

Austin fauxtographers: We’re on to you. Beware of the Austin fauxtographer.  “Fauxtographers run the gamut from perverted guys with a camera that say they specialize in boudoir photography…

Fan of Bad Selective Coloring? You’ll Love This.

I do think it takes talent to selective color this horribly.


I wonder how much it costs to get a fauxtographer to come to my kids school to take blurry snapshots of the kids looking the other way. By…