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The Pits

The fauxtog did a superb job of finding the most flattering angle for this woman. Well done! What? Armpits aren’t attractive?

Happy New Year

  I hope this little guy has a designated driver. I sure wish he’d had a designated photographer.

A Look Into the Future

I predict that in 2012, more babies and moms will be subjected to extreme acts of fauxtography like this. Hope I’m wrong!

Even the Baby Knows You Are Not a Photographer

The baby senses his photo is being taken by a fauxtog that will make him look like a zombie, and his expression shows it.

Blur

And the customer is supposed to frame this and put it on the mantel? Seriously?

The Heart Of It

I’m so glad the fauxtog added in the heart. I almost felt like this picture was missing something.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! If you’re going to let a baby play with Christmas lights, might as well do it in a piss poor image.

Santa Hats

Why do I get the feeling that this is a second shooter. The kid on the left almost looks like he’s looking at someone else. Oh, and those…

Classy Tattoo

I want to know about the thought process behind this one. Fauxtog thinks to himself, “I know what will make her look classy, spot color on the tattoo!”