The fauxtog did a superb job of finding the most flattering angle for this woman. Well done! What? Armpits aren’t attractive?
I hope this little guy has a designated driver. I sure wish he’d had a designated photographer.
I predict that in 2012, more babies and moms will be subjected to extreme acts of fauxtography like this. Hope I’m wrong!
The baby senses his photo is being taken by a fauxtog that will make him look like a zombie, and his expression shows it.
And the customer is supposed to frame this and put it on the mantel? Seriously?
I’m so glad the fauxtog added in the heart. I almost felt like this picture was missing something.
Merry Christmas! If you’re going to let a baby play with Christmas lights, might as well do it in a piss poor image.
Why do I get the feeling that this is a second shooter. The kid on the left almost looks like he’s looking at someone else. Oh, and those…
I want to know about the thought process behind this one. Fauxtog thinks to himself, “I know what will make her look classy, spot color on the tattoo!”