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Blur Fairy

We get that she’s moving around up there, but if you snap a pic that ends up like this, don’t post it in your portfolio for all to…

Fake Face Bride

Hire this Fauxtog… because don’t we all just want to look like plastic airheads on our Wedding day?

Oven Ladies

… We don’t really get it…


Don’t listen to CindEARella little girl! Especially when she tells you to burn things!

False Shorts

Silly Fauxtog, did you just photoshop those shorts on there to make this SFW?

Reflections Are A B*tch

We can see you Mr. Fauxtog!

Giant Seagull

Attack of the giant blurry pier seagull!

Big Head Groom, Little Butt Bride

Awesome job fauxtog! Now he looks SO smart with that huge head and she doesn’t have to worry about a single ounce of junk in her trunk!

Creepy Cut Out

The eyes of a fauxtog are such a mystery! How can they look at this and actually see something worth sharing in their portfolio?