I’d really like a photo of my pumpkin for Thanksgiving! Maybe throw my baby in the background too.
This fauxtog really doesn’t enjoy the ballet.
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Maybe she should have asked the magic mirror to show her how these photos were going to turn out…
Prego Spaghetti Sauce… Because how else are you going to tell your friends and family that you’re having a child?
Happy birthday?
F.A.C.E : Featureless Ageless Careless Edit
Now for your engagement shoot, I’m thinking we’ll just make you blurry blobs in the background and what I really want to focus on is the barbed wire…
“Anybody want to play in a big pile of roses for Valentines?” … I don’t actually have any roses, but I can do a really bad Photoshop job…