You Are Not a Photographer

Give Me A V

V… For very bad…

Those eyes just need a little more definition!

It’s important to look as plastic as possible on your wedding day!

Shortly after this photo was taken, she gave birth right there!

No need to worry about the effects of gravity up there!

Take that kid inside! She’s so cold her skin is turning blue!

Oh, excuse me Devil Angel, but your wing strap is twisted!

That baby sure is quite the hockey fan!

Just a guess here, but probably not what they meant when they said they wanted a wedding photo of them kissing on top of a pyramid…