1. Either he did a bad makeup job, or the fauxtog did a bad skin smoothing job.
2. Photoshop my good friend, photoshop.
3. Because the fauxtog was either drunk, or crazy. Or both.
My 8 year old just looked at it and said “That, Mom, is a horrible picture. Tell me you didn’t take that!” while looking horrified… Then he came back and said (with a straight face) “Who would DO that on purpose?” started shaking his head “What is this world coming to?”
It’s obviously supposed to be bad, but it could have been much better in its badness. The fauxtographer’s skills betrayed him despite the distracting image.
sharon g
It looks like the lightning is hitting him in the crotch! Yikes!
Jen
I like to think that instead of lightning striking his crotch, his crotch is creating lightning because he’s just that badass, lol.
Burninbiomass
Its “Ya gonna Eat Lightning and Crap Thunder.”, not “pee lightning”.
JohnLF
Complete with skin-peeled-off-face look! Awesome! I want to learn how to do this, can you show me please, huh?
Michelle Hernandez
Just noticed the crotch lightning- classy! Sign me up.
Jodi
hahahhaa, maybe the lightning is coming from the crotch?!
Katie
Is the lightning hitting him in the crotch… Or coming FROM the crotch?
Zach
This is wrong in soo many different ways
FroggieG
Hell no!!!!
Burninbiomass
Do you want to live forever? Hawkmen… DIIIIIIVVE!
Jilly Jay
Pretty sure there will be nightmares tonight!
TR
Is the face photoshopped onto the body? Why is the face orange?
Chucky
This would be a good shot if the photog left out the lightning, and the sword, and the wings, and boy’s head, and the boy’s body!
meggy
Why does his face not match the rest of him?
How do those wings stick on?
And WHY????
Gal with a Camera
1. Either he did a bad makeup job, or the fauxtog did a bad skin smoothing job.
2. Photoshop my good friend, photoshop.
3. Because the fauxtog was either drunk, or crazy. Or both.
Jennifer
I’m having this airbrushed on my van immediately. It will complement the unicorn riding wizard perfectly!
Gal with a Camera
He didn’t blend his face makeup into his neck. And it is NOT even with his skin tone! Oh no, Michelle Phan is not proud right now…
😉
GMC
My 8 year old just looked at it and said “That, Mom, is a horrible picture. Tell me you didn’t take that!” while looking horrified… Then he came back and said (with a straight face) “Who would DO that on purpose?” started shaking his head “What is this world coming to?”
I hate Fauxtography
This is so very awesomely craptastic! Lmbo it made my day! LOVE it! *clapping*
I hate Fauxtography
I guess I don’t hate fauxtography as much as I thought lol
stef
It made me laugh, too.
It’s obviously supposed to be bad, but it could have been much better in its badness. The fauxtographer’s skills betrayed him despite the distracting image.
Missie
…Is that the actor who played Joffrey on Game of Thrones?
Digger
To steal a popular phrase:
“What is…I don’t even…?”
LightningGirl
It’s even funnier because the “wings” are actually a pair of earrings/ear cuffs….
AbsyntheGreene
It looks like the top of the wings has been cut off, and was the electric erection really necessary?
Bleh