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August 13, 2012 at 3:23 pm #2901stefParticipant
I’ve been a full-time pro for several years in the USA. I studied studio art in college and have a degree (in something else) with Art as my minor. There’s a good chance I’m older than you, so get off my lawn. I shoot weddings and portraits, and a lot of commercial (to make up for the really crappy markup of weddings and portraits :-). I am my own biggest critic, but no, I’m not going to post my work. Nor am I even going to get into that conversation except for this one paragraph. I don’t think I’m the best photographer out there, and am humbled by better photographers, including one or two in my own town. But I’m technically good with some of the most difficult photography — food and portraits — and I get more and more business despite my best efforts at being a really bad salesman.
After seeing the forums when this place went live, I decided that I will occasionally respond to requests in the “Am I a Fauxtog?” forum. They’ll be fairly comprehensive critiques, and I will try to offer constructive advice to improve.
But there will be one caveat:
I plan on drinking before responding.
If it’s posted late at night, it’s most likely a drunken response. Why would I try to post constructive criticism while drunk? Because fuck you, that’s why. My critiques will always conclude with answering the question: Are you a fauxtog or photog?
August 13, 2012 at 10:25 pm #2923hellomarcyParticipantstef. i love you š heheeeeeehehehee you’re like my forum crush. can you at least answer this one question? what are you drinkin š because i just quit my bartending job in vegas and moved back homeeeeeeeeeeeee to san jose.
August 14, 2012 at 1:26 am #2945stefParticipantlol
Right now, it’s a double of Makers.
August 14, 2012 at 4:52 am #2955dicksforeyesParticipantIām not going to post my work.
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August 14, 2012 at 7:42 am #2960jetpixParticipantGrow up. Ā You have the mentality of a 5 year old.
Maybe you are a 5 year old pretending to be an adult? Ā Would explain a lot of things . . . . .
August 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm #2974dicksforeyesParticipantYou’re dribbling oatmeal everywhere again.
August 14, 2012 at 8:09 pm #2988jetpixParticipantStop drinking the Kool-Aid. . . .
August 14, 2012 at 9:51 pm #2990hellomarcyParticipantah mr sophisticated over here š
August 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm #3052flyfisherParticipantStef:
Superb post. In the military we called that a “preemptive strike”.
This sort of relates to your post. I have been what’s called a gym rat for many years. I was a competitive bodybuilder and in the off-season (for me) a competitive power-lifter. In the gym you have two types of people; those that walk around dolling out advice to everybody and don’t know their ass from their face and those like me who go thertrain work, get done and get out and that don’t give advice, in fact I don’t talk with anyone at all. The rule here, you don’t have to talk (in your case-show) anything to prove we know exactly what we are doing. I too follow your rules. I am my own biggest critic (maybe a little OCD towards perfection in my case) and don’t need to show my work. But I’m not so stupid that I won’t ask the all important question, when needed.
What was the purpose of the knucklehead posting the video loop as part of this? Ā I can’t evenBering myself to describe it here. Ā Some people, I guessā¦
August 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm #3053flyfisherParticipantSee above. Just found the edit button.
August 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm #3059dicksforeyesParticipantIn the military we called that a āpreemptive strikeā.
The military can apparently rationalize just about anything with that phrase.
What was the purpose of the knucklehead posting the video loop as part of this?
Preemptive strike.
August 16, 2012 at 11:20 pm #3066jetpixParticipant“What was the purpose of the knucklehead posting the video loop as part of this?”
Just an obnoxious infant having a rant.
Ignore the troll.
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