Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page…

[seth]

This is by far my favorite Lacare Photography post.  https://www.facebook.com/LacarePhotography/photos/pb.132391564571.-2207520000.1395981956./10152033972439572/?type=3&theater

only “photographers” who are not any good post images like that.

[Shaugn1]

@Seth and I love her comment! Don’t forget to tip me!

[seth]

hahaha I forgot I was going to say something about that, too.  Just: REALLY!?!?!?!

[cassie]

Dang. Apparently I need to get into shooting professionally if this lady is paying 35% in taxes. I’ve never had my personal business make enough income to be paying that much to uncle Sam…

[Rise Against Fauxtogs]

More cheesy backdrops and some pretty awful fauxtography here:

https://www.facebook.com/onesplitpeaphotography/photos_stream

[Shaugn1]

And I would love to know exactly which images she spent 4-12 hours editing!

[cameraclicker]

And I would love to know exactly which images she spent 4-12 hours editing!

Don’t know who created the document she posted.  It says 10-30 minutes of editing per photo.  The claim is that results in 4 to 12 hours of editing.

12 * 60 = 720 minutes.  720/10 = 72 photos.    720/30 = 24 photos.

4 * 60 = 240 minutes.  240/10 = 24 photos.   240/30 = 8 photos.

A few photos may take 10 to 30 minutes of editing and once in a while a photo may even take an hour to edit, but most photos should only take a couple of minutes.  In 4 hours I would usually expect to edit 100 to 120 photos.

[Worst Case Scenario]

I love the way she posts here inspirational pics

https://www.facebook.com/LacarePhotography/photos/pb.132391564571.-2207520000.1396089695./10152034452879572/?type=3&theater

Nailed it!

https://www.facebook.com/LacarePhotography/photos/a.10151160130624572.546280.132391564571/10152307335504572/?type=3&theater

[emf]

A tip???? These guys have some brass necks!

[cameraclicker]

These guys have some brass necks!

I don’t think I have ever heard that expression before!

http://www.wordwizard.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=23435

[It Makes My Eyes Burn]

This baby is just absolutely horrified at how his fauxtographer is treating him

https://www.facebook.com/MistyFlowersPhotography/photos/pb.348552948529098.-2207520000.1396108140./481566601894398/?type=3&theater

[It Makes My Eyes Burn]

Not exactly sure what to say here.  It’s a senior photo with the subject dressed in what almost looks like military dress blues, or maybe the whole outfit is mismatched, while wearing an army beret. And on top of that he is posing in front of a Vietnam Memorial.  Maybe I just don’t get what the photog was trying to go for here. Any ideas?

https://www.facebook.com/MistyFlowersPhotography/photos/pb.348552948529098.-2207520000.1396108922./466748016709590/?type=3&theater

[cass335]

Omg that baby! Lmao. That face is priceless. The poor kid.

[ArizonaGuy]

Wow, she is a textbook MWAC (mom with a camera).

Here is her bio: “My name is Misty Flowers! Im 25 years old with a wonderful husband and 2 beautiful girls! My passion for photography didnt start til 4 years ago when I gave birth to my oldest daughter! I realized very quickly that moments go by so fast, so I started capturing every moment I could! I love capturing all those precious moments, so book an appt with me and let me capture those wonderful moments of yours!”

She can’t even be bothered to proof read her bio nor fully spell out words like ‘appointment’. And yes, her photos are awful.

[cameraclicker]

Nothing to do with portraits specifically, I came across this list which includes some cool photos.  Here is a link:

100 Things I’ve Learned About Photography

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