Fauxtogs who should end up on the main page…

[cameraclicker]

Thanks, wtf-stop!  I see it here:  http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=i6eeqr&s=5#8221

That branch in the belly is just one of many things wrong with that photo!  Thanks for the smile!

[wtf-stop]

Glad you finally got to see it camera clicker. I have seen fauxs put branches coming out of heads, I have seen limbs cut off, but I have never seen a faux actually have a pregnant moms stomach impaled. This girl deserves an award.

[nairbynairb]

There are too many faux’s in my area 🙁

Here are a few:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Liese-Rose-Photography-Retouching/116034298445283

https://www.facebook.com/odriscollphotography?directed_target_id=0

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=420298921405395&set=pb.264927156942573.-2207520000.1384200832.&type=3&theater

https://www.facebook.com/sounddesignphoto

 

Makes me sad to live here 🙁

[iliketag]

Nairby is that all the same person or does the one woman just use a bajillion different locals? The first one I would say is faux-ish… not all their stuff is bad – although it’s hard to tell with blurry or terribly lit photos in between the lucky ones.

[cameraclicker]

Nairbynairb, this is from the group you posted. I’m impressed (though not favourably) that Sound Design would post a photo of their studio with obvious blur!  I’m just as impressed that they are using it to announce the studio is ready.  Unfortunately, the photographer is not ready!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=402774349796072&set=a.186174104789432.45805.158488170891359&type=1&theater

What’s with the black triangle beside the stand holding a speedlight?

The comments are great!  “That looks awesome!”, “That is amazing, Joe!!!” , and “Congrats. Looks great” Wow, friend goggles!

 

[seth]

According to the comments, the black triangle is due to “iPhone stitch.”  Which would at least account for this blurriness, too.

[seth]

These people are ok, nothing really stands out as spectacular, but this cracks me up:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=757295030951318&set=pb.265835690097257.-2207520000.1384271507.&type=3&theater

Bokeh or not, bad placement.

And if you click photos from their page and just scroll down, it looks like at least 95% of their shoots take place on the same exact spot of RR tracks and same exact gazebo.  That’s a popular (and lazy) spot in a historic town in Missouri overlooking the river.  No creativity there for sure.

[fstopper89]

Someone I know who moved away posted that she wanted to get family photos done and a friend of hers suggested this person. Yikes! https://www.facebook.com/PrettyBirdPhotography

[nesgran]

That was pretty special BEG

[seth]

geez.  Don’t EVER post that you’re looking for a photographer on Facebook.  I have one sweet girl that always recommends me when people post that in groups but I never get the job because I can’t compete with the ones that post after  her/me with “I did my friend’s senior pictures, I can do yours for $20.”

[nairbynairb]

Wow, BEG…

That’s quite the quality of images there… brb I need to throw up

[Tiradia]

I present the “botographer .” http://thebotogs.com/what-is-botography/

[emf]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD!!! BOTOGRAPHY!! yeah – screw light – not important at all!  hahaha – that’s just astounding!

[OnlyAHobbyist]

One of my FB friends (that I don’t know in real life) just posted a link to her ‘photography blog’. I had no idea that she was a photographer and decided to check it out to see if she was pro or faux. Yikes. I hope that she’s not actually charging these people. A lot seem to be family, so hopefully, she’s not.

http://heartstringsphotography.weebly.com/blog.html

[Tiradia]

I know right! Screw light! However in some of his fauxtos you can see catch lights. Also that skin tone! I want to be orange like an oompa loompa 🙁

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