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November 7, 2013 at 12:48 pm #14928belle892Participant
Searched random bad photography names and came up with this gem. The photos are even worse than the name. It made me cringe from 1000 miles away. Enjoy
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Foto-Fleur-de-Lis/126738924108285
November 8, 2013 at 12:18 am #14939fstopper89ParticipantI won’t link the girl, because I know her (and she’s a very nice girl), but this girl who has been doing photography for a year or two (well fauxtography) just announced on Facebook that she is quitting her job as a vet assistant and becoming a full-time photographer. She just bought a studio apparently in the back office of some other local business. But she’s never done studio portraits before. She was thanking everyone for their support in this decision. She has a Rebel and a kit lens and every single photo is at a Dutch angle, most are out of focus, and most have exposure and wb issues. She had one recent shoot that were halfway decent but everything else is front-page worthy here. Unfortunately I think she’s going to regret quitting her job. There is no way to just suddenly become a full-time photographer and make money to support oneself on the meager rates she’s charging. I’m not sure how she even gets clients but that’s how it is for all these fauxs. Awhile back I saw she was getting into photography, so I sent her a friendly message with some nice resources for learning. Soon after she deleted me from her friends list (but later requested me again) so I think she might have been sore at me for offering these links. She bought some actions and that was about it.
November 8, 2013 at 1:05 am #14940iliketagParticipantI would think of sushi everytime I saw Ebi’s name too but I figured I was just being weird. Nice to feel not-crazy!
The Miranda’s photography one is so bad. Goodness gracious.November 8, 2013 at 12:41 pm #14947wtf-stopParticipantI have no words….
How many faux cliche’s can we squeeze into one photo? Let’s count them
1. Can’t even begin to find the focus
2. Railroad tracks…Ugh
3. WTF are those shadows
4. Hey lets just stop on the first shitty set of tracks we can find…Nahh the background doesn’t matter at all because we put a cute road sign in the pic.
I’ll let someone else point out the rest. This is too much fun for one person
November 8, 2013 at 1:11 pm #14949nesgranParticipantbooh, gone already
November 8, 2013 at 1:16 pm #14950belle892ParticipantIt still works for me. Try logging in to facebook nesgran
November 8, 2013 at 1:44 pm #14956deanoParticipantThis might be pertinent reading for train track fauxtogs:
http://oli.org/news/view/operation-lifesaver-urges-professional-photographers-to-stay-safe-stay-away
November 8, 2013 at 1:47 pm #14957deanoParticipantbelle, You gotta love the fountain coming out of the girl’s head:
November 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm #14958belle892ParticipantI don’t know how I missed that one! There are just so many to choose from.
November 8, 2013 at 4:16 pm #14961wtf-stopParticipantdeano I see your fountain coming out of head and raise you whatever the f@$! this is supposed to be
And this
November 8, 2013 at 4:39 pm #14962joehomeownerParticipantWhat in the fuck is this?
https://www.facebook.com/groups/166036083406608/
“Chicago Photobooth Company”
These people don’t even have any backdrops in the photos they’re taking. And the lighting is all kinda bad. I know the whole photobooth thing is becoming kinda popular, but why would someone try it like this?
November 8, 2013 at 6:03 pm #14963belle892ParticipantWtf-stop foto fleur de lis is a gold mine. And it seems like the poor girl has no idea how much she sucks. Those poor people who pay for that garbage!!!
November 8, 2013 at 11:13 pm #14976wtf-stopParticipantA real train wreck indead. I am baffled by this shitstorm. Why in the fuck wouldnt anyone tell these fauxs to just stop?
November 9, 2013 at 1:38 am #14983ebiParticipantebi was one of those things I would eat from a sushi bar back when i was young and couldn’t fathom the raw stuff. It’s probably best that I did. i lived in ohio – never eat raw stuff inland. This was a lesson hard learned.
November 9, 2013 at 3:16 pm #15013FauxhaterParticipanthttps://www.facebook.com/EthanJPhotography
This girl has gotten on my last nerve. She is constantly asking for my advice and does not listen. I tell her why her works sucks (in a polite way) and yet she continues to post this absolute garbage. NOTHING she posts is in focus and she seems to have people lining up to take their photos. Then she had the nerve to tell me that she no longer needed my advice since she is “a master of her craft”. AHHHHHHHHHHH.
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