Exactly worst case!
OP, here’s what you do. Get a Facebook page if you haven’t already, and then go have a look at the thread called “fauxtogs who should end up on the front page”, and do some clicking. “Network” with them, they might all fall for your garbage. For one, grammar, spelling, and punctuation don’t seem to matter at all to them. Second, you might actually be able to improve their end result. Just saying, not a bad idea. Of course, I don’t think a one of them is profitable enough to actually hire your company, but I bet if you were to add some actions to your line up, they’d come to your site in droves. Photoshop actions is a language they all speak, oh and presets. Good luck!