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And be honest I can take it! But I really doubt you’ll find anything wrong with my work. I’m pretty damn good!

nothing like a little self confidence.

* Wrinkled backdrops (an old white sheet, really? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=417214594986794&set=a.417214441653476.88467.148985465143043&type=3&theater )

* Spot colour (way to many to show and example)

* Focus issues ( one example:  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=395466670494920&set=a.395465077161746.84786.148985465143043&type=3&theater)

* White Balance issues (once again way to many to show examples)

* Use of Pop-Up Flash ( https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=417214594986794&set=a.417214441653476.88467.148985465143043&type=3&theater)

* Way to heavy hand use of vignette ( https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=412258512149069&set=a.412257955482458.87593.148985465143043&type=3&theater)

* Strange cropping

* distracting backgrounds (trees growing out of peoples heads)

* Raccoon eyes (once again WAY to many examples of this)

* blown highlights ( I’m sure this bride didn’t mind there where no details left in her dress or the cake….  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=380981895276731&set=a.380980308610223.82632.148985465143043&type=3&theater )

* besides being a blurry mess, please tell me you did NOT hang this baby in this with no safety precautions, you realize all those cute photos you see on REAL photographers websites there is at least one person who has their hands on the baby at all times and they are composites where the hands are photoshoped out, right?

I can’t look anymore… please tell me you are NOT charging for this stuff and this was nothing more than a joke post.