This thread is hilarious. Props to you dicksforeyes!
Anyway…I thought I should give my oppinion…why not…
I really love the bokeh, colours and generally the whole technical side of your work, however your subjects need to be a bit more…interesting. Try to piece together a story behind the images or add a bit of mystery with shadows. Maybe try some weird angles or shooting through things(like sheer material or tree branches). Smoke can look nice as well…some different locations…you get what I mean.
Hope this helps 🙂