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Got another Faux on the hook today! This one is Kathy’s Creative Photography:
http://www.facebook.com/Kathy3100
Right out the bat she’s got her full price sheet listed in her info. $400 to shoot your wedding! You get way less than what you pay for though. I must also say that this lady is so lazy, or just doesn’t understand Facebook Albums, that most of her Albums are simply titled “Untitled Album”. I guess the pictures speak for themselves as to what the event is?
First album up, its untitled of course, but the description says her husband gave her room for all her photography gear. So check it out!
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.553578941318807.133487.226385910704780&type=3
Interesting that all of her photo gear is a bunch of props and dresses. I don’t see any actual photography gear, except for two backdrops, one of which looks like the back of an abandoned building, and one light stand with what appears to be just a normal light on it. Not a strobe, flash, or speedlite, but just a regular house light. And even though its her studio, most of the shots are blurry, out of focus, and some show white balance problems.
Now we move on to a wedding set. Ohhh, I can’t wait!
The fauxtographer herself in action. Hard to see because its very underexposed.
The groom anxiously waiting. I love how she captures the people playing in the ocean behind him, while he looks away from the camera towards his bride to be coming down the stairs.
The bride blurry coming down the stairs. Major light issues continue. Her face is barely visible.
I love the gentleman walking behind them, so we have his pants and shoes in the shot. I also love the comment on this photo:
“This is a very nice moment captured of two people in Love, what a great photographer!”
Ummm, yea. Here is another great moment caught by this faux that is so underexposed I can barely see a damn thing:
Moving on to family fauxtos:
A great blurry family in front of a blown out background is “my favorite” too.
Another blessedly blurry shot with no definition and obviously not enough light.
Even a blind monkey finds a banana sometimes. This is easily the best shot of the set, but the bar hasn’t been set very high.
Senior Photos as seen by a Senior Citizen without their glasses on.
Summer, blown out by excessive light on the face and another blurrific shot, even with all that light.
Another wedding album! Thank God it appears that this was just a guest with a camera and they have real photos taken by an actual photographer.
Smells like fauxtog.
All the people commenting on how great this shot is must be hipsters. That is the only way anybody can like this shot.
This picture and the comments on it are what is wrong with fauxtography these days. This picture is NOT good. Not even close. Its underexposed, with tons of noise, I can’t see the grooms face and only can see part of the brides. Plus to top it off Kathy put a shitty vignette around it. Yet even with all that is going against it, she has people telling her what a great photo it is.
The Headless Help, I guess? Anyways, I could go on for hours with this one. This shit is BAD.
