I can’t believe I’m doing this but anyone getting married in Florida should have uncle Bob or aunt Sally take their shots. They can’t be worse than Marv and he isn’t cheap! At least most fauxs price themselves accordingly but I suppose 33 years of “experience” warrants these (low for a real photog but expensive for a faux) prices. EGADS!
So, a couple of my favourites are
“Why, oh why, did I hire this guy to shoot the most important day of my life”?
“When a giant fountain, a house, trees and mom are far more important than the bride…”