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Bill
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Fauxtographer to woman: “Okay…now grit your teeth and let me adjust this out of focus. We’ll call it artsy.”
Ugh!

Woman to Fauxtographer: “Okay, your the professional. Make sure you pose me so that I look less flattering. I don’t want to look too good!”

Fauxtographer to woman: “That will be $40 for 10 fully edited photos. The cost will cover all the needed time to make these photos and you look your best!”

Woman to Fauxtographer: “Okay, sounds great!”