Reply To: Confused from the UK!

[Worst Case Scenario]

At least you didn’t put an E in Bridgwater! But I’m afraid it’s the pit’s of Somerset even though the smell has gone. Ask your girlfriend about the smell!

My Favourite Bridgwater joke ( Don’t read if easily offended or your girlfriend comes from Bridgwater )

Q. How do you know when a Bridgwater girl has an orgasm?

A. She drops her chips!

Don’t worry the yanks will think we mean crisps.