Fauxtogs Make Kids Cry…

Your images aren’t the only things that suffer when you hire a fauxtographer! Click through to see our first Unhappy Kids Collection!

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  1. I “chucked a mental” as well looking at this crap.

  2. Rufus T. Firefly

    Someone actually named their kids Rayne and Shyne?!?!

    • I don’t understand, why do you say so?

    • Sadly, they’re not even close to the worst names I’ve hears for kids. One of my friends had twins the other day and named them Blymp and Zepplin (considering who the mother is, I’m not 100% sure the misspellings were intentional).

  3. The lighting and white balance are making me cry.

  4. Wow, I see eyes…and a mouth I think….

  5. It looks like a 3-headed monster!!!!

    • My first thought. A man with three heads. Second thought was about the horrible lighting.

  6. Chucked a mental…..sounds like a Kiwi-ism.

    Poor kids, they’ll never live those names down, or indeed this photo.

  7. Those kids look like Kuato from Total Recall!

    “Quaid… Quaid…
    Start the reactor. Free Mars…”

  8. THIS is a prime PERFECT example of why you shouldn’t grade yourself a “professional” by the words of peers.

  9. Looks like it was shot on a Diana using 5 year old slide film.
    Hipster kids. :/

  10. I vow to never name my future children completely idiotic names like Rayne and Shyne. (Or name a boy any name with a “y” in place of another vowel like Aaidyn, or name a girl Nevaeh, Charity, Chastity, etc.) LOL

  11. wow…babies….it took me a minute to figure out what the pillow said….then i was like ???? that baby is definitely more than one month old…..yep….looks like they accidentally took a picture with their camera phone.

  12. It looks like a kidnapping picture!!!

  13. BurninBiomass

    Worst….. earrings ….. ever.

  14. I don’t understand the selective coloring “dead baby” look. This should never be a thing. Ever.

  15. I clicked through the whole lot. Now I has the sads. 🙁

  16. Hanimex Omelette

    The incredible Three Headed Transplant.

  17. Nice set of tonsils there

  18. Only thing that would’ve made this better…. If the adult was crying too… Then it would be PERFECT! LOL

  19. Twiggy

    If my parents named my brother and I “Rayne and Shyne” I’d be screaming too….wow

  20. I think the person in the pic was just trying to take a selfie with the 2 kids and they just happened to be crying at the same time so they put it up on FB to share the funny moment…I don’t think it was meant to be an example of a good photo…

    • This blog gets them from self-named “photographers”, not selfie-posters.

  21. From my point of view, this one is good. There is dynamic tension and proper symmetry. The focus goes from one crying kid to another and back. Photographs don’t always have to be about happy people you know. I guess the editors here do not know a crap about photography. Lols

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