Woman seeking strong man with cave of his own.
Hire this Fauxtog… because don’t we all just want to look like plastic airheads on our Wedding day?
… We don’t really get it…
Silly Fauxtog, did you just photoshop those shorts on there to make this SFW?
We can see you Mr. Fauxtog!
Please… Do not move that fan!
Not the Disney Land you want to take your kids to…
You shouldn’t stab yourself, even if your photos are really weird!
We’re not sure this method of birth control is going to be effective…