Bored Boudoir

She looks kind of bored and really orange. There’s nothing sexy about this one.

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  1. Her head is photoshopped from another picture, right? No wideangle lens can create this unholy sight.

  2. BurninBiomass

    This isn’t the models fault, but her head looks gigantic compared to the rest of her body!

  3. Angela MacIsaac (@that_angela)

    Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid … Has its own weather system. ~ Stuart Mackenzie

  4. Uhm yeah the fauxtog either took their cue from Hollywood, where most stars/starlets are a) far smaller and skinnier in person than they appear onscreen,and b) most have disproportionately huge heads in relation to their minute bodies…so obviously this girl is all poised to give Gwyneth Paltrow a run for her money!! 🙂

  5. forget the bored face…WHAT IS UP WITH HER HEAD?? photoshop gone bad!

  6. TollToll

    This post is kinda boring. The pic is bad, orange girl, terrible pose, horrible vignetting going on, but come on, more pictures!

  7. Ultra-wide angle lenses are fauxtog’s first choice for portraits 😀

  8. looks like this fauxtog had a good looking model too, but somehow s/he still screwed it up :/ usually on this site half the issues are with the not-so-models in not-so-flattering poses but this person had at least one thing going for them and still messed it up!


  9. and who the hell does a square crop and vignettes it so much? … oh istagram does

  10. How has nobody mentioned that this model looks like she’s about 13 years old!? Maybe it’s the Photoshop hatchet job with the giant head.

    • Kathy K.

      That was my thought too! Hopefully it is that and not the work of a pedophile.

  11. On top of everything that has already been posted; Is that even a girl? I mean, the long hair and makeup says “yes” but the adam’s apple says “NO”…

  12. gotta love that fisheye lens that makes her head look like it’s twisting off of her body (and at least three sizes too big)!

  13. This cannot be from an original photograph. There’s no way the head could be that big, even with a wide angle lens, is there? Wow.

  14. Does NOBODY else think this girl looks like she absolutely did not want this picture taken? Glassy expression in the eyes, slack mouth, defensive posture… Plus she definitely looks like a minor… looks to me like the bad editing is the least of things we should be worried about here…

  15. It is crazy how I ran across this entire photographers page because we were former classmates in high school, which lead me to come to this sight and low and be hold, one of his pictures was posted here. I can vouch for the fact that the girl is of age (actually in her mid 20’s by now) just very small. He is a nice guy and all but man, I have had three classmates now put up web pages with similar caliber work and it blows my mind. Are there that many cropping up from every high school class? One girl I know from my class has become quite successful and does good quality work. I have been shooting for a long time and will shoot for friends and family but I DO NOT call myself a professional photographer yet. I will not put up a page and try to pretend that I am running a business. I am not good enough and I am quite aware. My friends and family give me praise just like I am sure there families do, but I don’t know if I will ever admit that I am “good enough”. I just don’t understand how people can be lacking this much self-awareness.

  16. YOUR complaint is about her skin? Her head is twice the size of her body! And you call yourself an expert, maybe you shouldn’t be making these comments.

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