hey baby wat you doin? I’m so confident that you’ll be my love slave tonight that I’m getting this crappy basement/garage, sheet hung on a stick, photo done by someone who has no idea about lighting or ever heard of an iron.
why?
why would you pose for that?
why would you allow someone to post that without blurring the eyes to protect the innocent?
why would anyone put their label on it?
why???
It looks like he survived heart surgery, I think he’ll survive all y’alls taunting. Before you diss the model maybe post a picture of yourself rocking that outfit. The hard shadow’s not working for me and I’m not digging the angle so ya, there is room for improvement.
John
ga rowwwwwwl
Crystal
Ewwww….
wait, wut
SWAG is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay. I don’t think its a secret at all, lol. Love the lighting, nothing beats harsh on camera flash
WAT.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Megan
Dat wrinkly backdrop.
suzie
Oh.
My.
GAWD.
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!
John Martin
Dude-oir fail.
Angela
Dammit, you beat me to it.
Susan Fischer
Oh damn! That one should have come with a warning y’all!! Eeeks!
Jaap
In this case, it’s not actually the Fauxtographer that comes out worst…
Andy
Well you say that but it might be a self portrait….
Jaap
He indeed does look smug and pleased enough. LOL
Jessanderson
EW!!! Ew, ew, and MORE ew!!!
Henry
Dude-oir,.. Bahaha!! Oh and the pic makes my eyes bleed.
DICELEE
that is disgusting haha!!
Jilly Jay
My eyes! My eyes! They burn…
Kim
jfc i cannot unsee that… and for that i hate you.
Mickey
Bleach……for my eyes!
Susan
Looks like he’s maybe had open heart surgery in the past and got caught in a knife fight (scars on both arms). He should still be in the hospital.
BurninBiomass
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Sexaaayyyyyyy
wee willie winkie
hey baby wat you doin? I’m so confident that you’ll be my love slave tonight that I’m getting this crappy basement/garage, sheet hung on a stick, photo done by someone who has no idea about lighting or ever heard of an iron.
kat
Worst computer scroll down. ever.
kat
“Girl, look at that body….I work out….wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle….I’m sexy and I know it.”
Yeah it’s in my head…now it’s in yours. :-/
Dehrk
He’s got… something.
yup
probably a std
Jim
wtf, your comment is like the total poster child for faux person.
Gal with a Camera
MAH EYES, MAH POOR EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eye bleach. Pass the eye bleach.
snapJim
You.have.got.to.be.kidding.me.
Pelham
Am I the only one here who suddenly began hearing the lyrics for ‘Pretty Fly For A White Guy’ when they saw this?
Now that he’s made an appearance here, though, maybe he’ll get a gym membership. And actually use it.
Janet
That shadow from the fauxtog’s pop-up flash really accentuates the model’s curves, too!
artie fufkin
what a shame. this would have been a really fine photo if not for that wrinkled backdrop
Digger
Yeah nothing says “Pro gear” like an on-camera flash
meggy
I am really trying to find something good to say about this picture.
I know… like that shade of blue
Sandy
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
xtoph
hey, i’ve seen worse photos of olympic athletes…
better than that
Trying to think of a positive: At least the photographer didn’t use selective coloring.
kathryn
why?
why would you pose for that?
why would you allow someone to post that without blurring the eyes to protect the innocent?
why would anyone put their label on it?
why???
michael
and what’s the bet this is Grindr profile pic…
Robert
You Are Not a Model.
hypatia
Can we please stop with the body snarking stuff?
Jim
It looks like he survived heart surgery, I think he’ll survive all y’alls taunting. Before you diss the model maybe post a picture of yourself rocking that outfit. The hard shadow’s not working for me and I’m not digging the angle so ya, there is room for improvement.