I love how it says that she does the following genres:
Acting
Art
Bodypaint
Dance
Fashion
Fit Modeling
Glamour
Hair/Makeup
Lingerie
Performance Artist
Pinup
Pregnancy
Promotional Modeling
Runway
Sports
Stunt
Swimwear
Underwater
‘Oh please Fauxtog, make me look like a wax figure and my eyes look really creepy as I stare up into space – and don’t forget to make my girls look like they’re made of wax too!!!!’
Looks like someone just got his first copy of Portrait Fauxpressional 101. Apparently you just move all those little slider bars to the right to make great shots, right?
The sad part is that the model is gorgeous and got stuck with this rookie shooter. I’d love to work with a subject like this girl to show her her true potential.
Perfect lens choice! I like a woman with an upper arm the same size as her head and twice as big as her ta-ta’s. Nice shout out to the military. Bravo! Bravo!
Anyone noticed the poor masking on her lower arm? Too distracted?
Could have been a nice shot…one stop down would have been better….and of course less use of gaussian filters…and better positioning…
Dude, what the hell… This reminds me of something on Photoshop Disasters, the image of Paula Deen as a horrifying doll on the cover of a magazine. The worst of it was that it linked to a series of photos of child pageant stars that made Paula look human and natural. Their eyes were worse than these girl’s. I was *actually* frightened and offended by it. It wasn’t just funny. I had to hit the back button. It was an uncanny valley of horror movie proportions. And people keep creating these disasters, that’s the thing–it’s not just one person. It’s like a “thing.” A nightmarish thing. I strongly suggest these people look up the term “uncanny valley” and the phenomenon of it, including why images like these actually disturb and frighten people. Folks, there’s “touching up” an image and then there’s…turning a pretty teenage (?) girl into a monster. This *isn’t* the former.
Well, seeing as how it’s a photo on a modelling site, I would have to say that it’s likely a concept shot. Not really that well done, but the model chose to put it on her page.
I doubt the people actually “running” the site are photographers. they are probably just web developer entrepreneurs. however, we commenters can add our site which is linked through our name… Im not afraid to link my site! 🙂
As an Australian, we hang our flag a number of places.. we have little ones attached to cars, we use them as capes.. we are quite a patriotic bunch, but I’ve never seen any aussie so patrioctic that they would use it as a backdrop for a “pro” photoshoot. This is something I will never understand. I am sure a flag would have it’s place in a shoot concerning an army family or whatnot.. but what does it have to do with an over edited girlie with massive boobies?
I don’t think it is the same, but “Ambers Photography” on FB in St. Lawson has some great ‘selective color’, flash burn, and unique implementation of posing choices.
If you are newto camping or climbing, you should select summertime
while the best time for you. Roughly a mile plus a quarter prolonged this trail extends
similar to the Appalachian Walk however the two do intersect at its lower walk-brain.
Dave
Funny, my eyes did the same thing after I looked at this photo.
JD
Looks like one of the zombie strippers off the movie Zombieland ROFLMAO
Dann
…waste of a perfectly good model.
Shaun
What the hell?!? Even as an amateur/hobbyist I couldn’t mess this up that bad.
Del
Sure this isn’t an ad for VISINE?
sam lowry
http://www.modelmayhem.com/2495269
Becka
I love how it says that she does the following genres:
Acting
Art
Bodypaint
Dance
Fashion
Fit Modeling
Glamour
Hair/Makeup
Lingerie
Performance Artist
Pinup
Pregnancy
Promotional Modeling
Runway
Sports
Stunt
Swimwear
Underwater
Siobhan
Oh dear god!! Will someone please delete ‘Portrait Professional’ from that fauxtogs computer, lol.
kimbilina
YIKES………and holy cow……im going to have nightmares
Victoria–Washington Boudoir Photographer
Damn, and this had potential!
Dan
NOM NOM ZOMBOOBIES!!
Mac
I’m so confused at what happened here
pixelmunkie
thankfully it’s copyrighted – a fashion mag may have been tempted to snarch that!
Pelham
‘Oh please Fauxtog, make me look like a wax figure and my eyes look really creepy as I stare up into space – and don’t forget to make my girls look like they’re made of wax too!!!!’
Good lord.
Henny
i have a feeling she chose contact lenses in that color. i could be wrong though, i never owned that kind.
Biff Sweldon
That’s one way to say “HEY, My eyes are up here!”. It worked, I looked away from the main subjects.
Kat
Wooooha – what happened there? And why? And what is going on with the eyebrows?
And people – you don’t have to put your helpless victims with their backs against the wall/backdrop.
brad
Looks like someone just got his first copy of Portrait Fauxpressional 101. Apparently you just move all those little slider bars to the right to make great shots, right?
The sad part is that the model is gorgeous and got stuck with this rookie shooter. I’d love to work with a subject like this girl to show her her true potential.
Third Eye View
I agree 100% the model could be amazing, but the fauxtog just made her look ridiculous. to bad I dont live in Missuri… haha
Hollie
I’m sorry I’m too busy looking at her boobs to look at how horrible this photo is.
Jon Murphy
She has eyes??
Oh, right, up there…..
Janet
I think I had a doll with eyes like that back in the 1970s. Her eyes would close whenever I laid her down and open when I stood her up….
Mathieu Perry
Perfect lens choice! I like a woman with an upper arm the same size as her head and twice as big as her ta-ta’s. Nice shout out to the military. Bravo! Bravo!
Michelle
She has to smoosh her arms against her sides to get her boobs to do that.
Henny
i…can’t…look…away…
skynigurl
Shit, that is scary!
Rainey
Holy shit balls! That terrified me! From pretty girl to brain eating zombie in a slider bar.
JH
Anyone noticed the poor masking on her lower arm? Too distracted?
Could have been a nice shot…one stop down would have been better….and of course less use of gaussian filters…and better positioning…
Chris
I’d hit it…
The Charlie Scott
She makes me want to motorboat her.
AbsyntheGreene
Like you’ve ever actually seen a topless woman
Yo Momma
What eyes…..she got eyes…can’t see em , past the chestages .
Bob
OMFG –
I am scared to say anything negative. I feel she may reach though the monitor and rip my fingers off.
Ann
Dude, what the hell… This reminds me of something on Photoshop Disasters, the image of Paula Deen as a horrifying doll on the cover of a magazine. The worst of it was that it linked to a series of photos of child pageant stars that made Paula look human and natural. Their eyes were worse than these girl’s. I was *actually* frightened and offended by it. It wasn’t just funny. I had to hit the back button. It was an uncanny valley of horror movie proportions. And people keep creating these disasters, that’s the thing–it’s not just one person. It’s like a “thing.” A nightmarish thing. I strongly suggest these people look up the term “uncanny valley” and the phenomenon of it, including why images like these actually disturb and frighten people. Folks, there’s “touching up” an image and then there’s…turning a pretty teenage (?) girl into a monster. This *isn’t* the former.
NicCole
*laughs* I read it as Abercrombie Zombie and thought it looked about right. But damn, that’s just AWFUL. And it hurts my eyes.
Libby
Are ya freaking kidding me here??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG.
Sergio
Pero bonito escote ¿no?
Wsroadrunner
Well, seeing as how it’s a photo on a modelling site, I would have to say that it’s likely a concept shot. Not really that well done, but the model chose to put it on her page.
Bad show.
Jeff
I notice that the people running this site never show their own work, why is that? Is it really that bad that you are afraid to show us?
Third Eye View
I doubt the people actually “running” the site are photographers. they are probably just web developer entrepreneurs. however, we commenters can add our site which is linked through our name… Im not afraid to link my site! 🙂
Chris
Angry Fauxtog? Were you featured here? Link?
Third Eye View
click my name… third eye view it will bring you to my mm account. here ill make it simple for you, modelmayhem.com/stephensmith
Dani
As an Australian, we hang our flag a number of places.. we have little ones attached to cars, we use them as capes.. we are quite a patriotic bunch, but I’ve never seen any aussie so patrioctic that they would use it as a backdrop for a “pro” photoshoot. This is something I will never understand. I am sure a flag would have it’s place in a shoot concerning an army family or whatnot.. but what does it have to do with an over edited girlie with massive boobies?
Chris
America loves boobies…?
Santanaonfire
I don’t see what the problem is. But then, I liked the movie Zombie Strippers and own the Bluray…
FalconGTHO
Truly laughed out LOUDly at this for several moments. But, underneath all that “retouching” that chicks hot.
ed
Uh.. what is it with bad photography in MO?
I don’t think it is the same, but “Ambers Photography” on FB in St. Lawson has some great ‘selective color’, flash burn, and unique implementation of posing choices.
Al
I’d do her. Zombie-ness and all.
http://www.mvsurfcasters.org/
If you are newto camping or climbing, you should select summertime
while the best time for you. Roughly a mile plus a quarter prolonged this trail extends
similar to the Appalachian Walk however the two do intersect at its lower walk-brain.