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Witness Protection Baby

Always a great baby picture when you can’t even see the head!

18 Comments
  1. Dorinda says:

    Interrogation portraits are always great in those early days….

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  2. SS says:

    Mommy, I’m getting sucked into a big black hole! Save meeeee!

       6 likes

  3. Lalalalaaaaa says:

    Looks more like a photo that would be enclosed in a ransom letter… like, “If you don’t pay me ten million dollar by tonight…”

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  4. BurninBiomass says:

    Confidential information was passed along by a person only known as “Deep Diaper”.

       13 likes

  5. TollToll says:

    That watermark makes them professional though!

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  6. Digger says:

    as does the use of on camera flash.
    Points are deducted, however, for the overly flashy watermark.

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  7. TheCollector says:

    Why would you watermark this. It’s like taking a dump on someones lawn and leaving a business card in the pile.

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  8. Gal with a Camera says:

    I like the watermark. It would look good as a picture in a storybook… but no, not as a watermark. ;)

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  9. Ernie says:

    I always laugh at the fact that the first thing a fauxtog does is create a flashy watermark, before they know how to work their camera. The watermark makes the professional I guess. lmfao

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  10. Artie Fufkin says:

    Somebody actually paid money for this crap!

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  11. Pelham says:

    I guess the kid really is so ugly, that the fauxtog didn’t want to risk their kit lens breaking if they got the face :-(

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  12. Janet says:

    Even as a wee child, little Luke Skywalker was being tempted to go over to the dark side….

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  13. Amy M says:

    I always find it great when the fauxtographer’s viewers point out problems before we even get to them.

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  14. Jim says:

    Could have worked with the narrow DOF on the feet if the basket handle wasn’t in focus and there was just a little light on the face. But I applaud the attempt to get out of the box with a baby shoot.

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  15. CCP says:

    bahahahahaha! whats funny is i just looked at the profile pic of the commenter and realised its one of my freinds hahaha

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  16. JD says:

    ROFLMAO!!!! That’s my comment!

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  17. LongRange says:

    Dear retard who took this picture,

    You suck and I hate your logo! Haaaaaahahahahaha!

    Regards,
    LR

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  18. MA says:

    Wow, that’s how people take pics of stillborns, not living babies.

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