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Vampire In The Sunshine

Quick, someone cover her with a blanket before she disintegrates!

30 Comments
  1. Cb70 says:

    WTH? What is even supposed be??

       11 likes

  2. Kristian says:

    Clean plates are totally overrated.

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  3. Nick says:

    jajajja!! she has ben killed!! and it´s the exact moment when she`s falling to the floor jajaja!!

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  4. Katie says:

    With the awesome possibility of a setting like this… And this is what they produced? I’m a little saddened by this… And very confused! No clue what they were even going for!

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    • spike says:

      I was thinking just that…how nicely the colours available would have been if somebody only knew how to compose them.

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  5. Kristian says:

    If there’s one thing I can say about fauxtographers, they always seem to have really fancy watermarks.

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  6. Peter says:

    I think the fauxtog was trying to recreate “Jill” falling down the hill. That’s the only thing I can think he/she might be TRYING to achieve.

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  7. had-enough says:

    God help our profession. I have been in business since 1988 and I am telling you I just cringe at some of the stuff I see out there. The amazing thing people buy it…

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  8. Gina says:

    I’m confused.

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  9. Junior says:

    Was she hit by a water balloon filled with grape juice? I have no idea what is happening here.

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  10. Andrew says:

    It’s just like Capa’s Death Of A Loyalist Soldier…only it’s in color, crap and makes no sense.

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  11. Amber says:

    What the frack?? This looks like a really bad outtake….of what, I have no idea!

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  12. SMH says:

    Pretty sure those “yellow flowers” are pretty fucking fake. So, no “OMG they spoiled a great setting”. If they really are daffodils, there’s no goddamn depth between the front and the back, they’re all the same hue. It never fucking existed.

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  13. amazed says:

    It is fairy dust of course.

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  14. Bridie says:

    Fake flowers ? Come on its just a shit photo in a real place …. Thems real flowers , and a real fuck up of a photo – I’d love to ask them for a back story to this though – not a clue what it’s about

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  15. xma1e says:

    Jill was killed by Photoshop as Jack pushed her down the hill.

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  16. MoaningMita says:

    It looks like she is being attacked by purple pixels.

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  17. Thom Thom says:

    well…she/he discovered the “scatter” button.

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  18. Mort says:

    I know the woman who made this image. It was done as an experiment to see if assholes would steal it, post it, and criticize it.

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  19. Jarrod says:

    I can tell you that they duplicated the girl, lowered the opacity, changed the layer style to dissolve and warped it a bit. I can tell you that the flowers are either fake, or they washed out the flowers that were there wiping out any depth or contrast probably trying to make it look magic… or something.

    I cannot tell you why. Maybe it was supposed to be sparkles? Or Magic? I get paid to fix stupid stuff like this! LOL Fauxtographers keep photoshop people like me in business.

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  20. Karink23 says:

    It’s like a terribly frightening update of Wyeth’s “Christina’s World”.

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  21. greeneggs&ham says:

    Attack of the white flies!

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