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Shh, Don’t Smell Me

It’s like he’s hushing her nose… Or she’s smelling his hand? Either way, it’s kinda creepy!

28 Comments
  1. stef says:

    Him: Smell my finger
    Her: Pull my finger

       25 likes

  2. BurninBiomass says:

    I think I had a break up scene that looked like this… only I had better hair.

       5 likes

  3. Mark B. says:

    Why didn’t he dye his brown parenthesis black to match his hair???

       11 likes

  4. Elly says:

    fingers smelled so bad, that her boobs fell down

       10 likes

  5. Meich says:

    What is she pointing at? That’s what I want to know!

       3 likes

  6. Crystal says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a picture you’ve posted… Until today.

       7 likes

  7. Crystal says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a picture you’ve posted… Until today.

       0 likes

  8. John Martin says:

    Is he trying to push her back into her dress?

       21 likes

  9. Sunshine says:

    this one is good for awkwardfamilyphotos.com. why would someone make something like this public?

       2 likes

  10. Biff Sweldon says:

    Are they playing Guess Where My Finger Has Been?

       10 likes

  11. he’s levitating her boobs… lmao

       5 likes

  12. Bob Bob says:

    Deputy Doofy: Special Officer Doofy reporting!
    Policeman #1: Hey, Doofy! Smell my fingers!
    Deputy Doofy: What’s that?
    Policeman #1: That’s when you know you’ve become a man, Doofy.
    Deputy Doofy: Hey, Terry! Smell my fingers!
    Policeman #1: What the hell is that?
    Deputy Doofy: My ass!

       6 likes

  13. AMP says:

    Maybe they’re practicing for some messed up version of 50 Shades…?

       3 likes

  14. Dan says:

    Looks like Frankenstein with a turkey neck problem that the Photog made worse. I wonder how much they got soaked for this garbage.

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  15. Zach says:

    bet u cant guess where my hand has been!

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  16. Alex says:

    “No, be strong, i’ll tea bag you later!”

       4 likes

  17. janamidala says:

    Aside from the obvious weird pose…do these people actually think they look attractive? Self expression is important and all, but come on…have some self respect with it!

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    • Chris says:

      If you’re going to judge others you have to provide a picture of yourself so you can be publically ridiculed.

         7 likes

  18. Heather says:

    I got it.. he’s picking her nose with the finger you can’t see and she’s telling him deeper and pointing with her finger to emphasize up. Hehe. Other than the pose it’s really not a bad picture.. I have seen far far far worse on here.

       1 likes

  19. Pelham says:

    OMG people, do I have to tell you everything?! Clearly this is a neo-Punk couple locked in the lustful embraces of their dominant/submissive relationship, where the man is asserting his *dominance* by not only forcing her to sniff his hand, but be able to look down her dress at the same time. And she in true submissiveness is yielding to him by sitting down and obeying the handsniffing command from her Master and Commander….and it’s probably their engagement shoot, if not the actual wedding ceremony. Just yer average f**ed-up wannabe punks with really bad hair jobs. Nothing to see here, move along now…

       6 likes

  20. Dee says:

    I think the thing that bothers me the most is that his douchebag goatee isn’t connected to anything!!

       2 likes

  21. look up says:

    Honey look over…… Hush hush sweetie, hush hush.

       1 likes

  22. CHris says:

    What the heck is Bam Margera doing to that girl?!

       1 likes

  23. Lauren says:

    I’m sure I know that guy….

       1 likes

  24. AbsyntheGreene says:

    Sweetie Pie, you need a bra.
    Dude, you need to fire your barber.

       1 likes

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