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Sandy Shoes

At least she appears to be enjoying herself?

40 Comments
  1. Steph says:

    Um….I guess I’m thankful she isn’t wearing a skirt……

       35 likes

  2. crotch says:

    Nice backdrop for a crotch shot.

       14 likes

  3. Angela says:

    Is this the same fauxtog as the military one? It’s the same awful pose … no way two people could use it.

    Is there?

    Gulp.

       13 likes

  4. becca says:

    she’s enjoying herself, and it looks like she is welcoming everyone else to “enjoy” her too.

       17 likes

  5. Faith Simbeck says:

    Jesus H Christ!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Rev. LancE says:

    …This Beach smells kinda Fishy.

       15 likes

  7. Lindsey says:

    Different pose, no shoes (and no selective color!!) and it could’ve been a decent pic. It’s a shame when there is so much potential and its ruined in such a huge way!

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  8. Shutterbug Doug says:

    The Fautog couldn’t level the shot because then he would crop part of the shoe out. It’s hard enough to walk on a sandy beach but imagine trying it when the heels dig in like a tent stake. Carry the shoes…and the fail continues.

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  9. Annabel says:

    Skin smoothing much?

    Wonky horizons… my b√™te noire.

       1 likes

  10. FoilGamma says:

    Wow, it worth looking twice.

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  11. April says:

    The shoes are definitely not the biggest problem with this picture!

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  12. Gal with a Camera says:

    NO!! Not ANOTHER crotch-shot!!!!!!!! Doesn’t the fauxtography world have enough of those already??!
    I’m afraid to see what will come next… o_O

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  13. Sash says:

    Sepia color selection? Wow, that’s.. Innovative. Really brings out the camel toe in this shot. Truly. I just barfed.

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  14. Lora says:

    OMFG…really? Who in their right minds would think these crotch shots look good?

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  15. Myk says:

    I’m sure theres a market out there somewhere for these type of shots.

       1 likes

  16. eeevooo says:

    frog postion

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  17. OOOOOOOOOOH! This fauxtogorapher has really pushed the boundaries of … well … not art but uhm … of FAUXtography I guess. I mean Sepia, crotch shot, with poorly posed legs and color spotted (purple on sepia) shoes .. the man/woman is a genius of fauxtography.

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  18. Mika says:

    such a shame! the model would have been really beautiful and the landscape/lighting is easy to work with. Beyond the hideous crotch shot and fake sepia/purple toes toning….her body is so awkward – she looks like a crab coming out of the water.
    The only way to save this photo is to return to the original color and crop right down to her shoulders and head – beautiful portrait.

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  19. wait, wut says:

    i think i can see what she had for lunch

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  20. Snappy says:

    Photog: Now spread those legs wide.
    Girl: Are you sure this is tasteful? You said these were gonna be tasteful..
    Photog: Don’t worry. My selective color edit and garish use of sepia in photoshop will make it look fantastic.
    Girl: (Smiling, thinking to herself, “I think I got ripped off”)

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  21. TollTollPhotography says:

    If taken from above, it wouldn’t be bad, but STRAIGHT ON with le’crotch in your face, not so much.

    It’s really too bad, her face/smile/personality in this shot seems like she’d be fun to work with.

    ALSO: WHO DOES SEPIA WITH SELECTIVE COLORING? WTF

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  22. Henny says:

    this confuses me!

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  23. Maryah13 says:

    salvaged it!!!! lol, well as well as could be with what was given lol

    [IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/244o7yg.jpg[/IMG]

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  24. Wsroadrunner says:

    I thought the beach had a different type of crab?

    This is absolutely horrible. Someone needs to use that camera to beat the fauxtog with.

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  25. Pelham says:

    *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

    The truly sad thing is that, horrible pose aside, this is essentially a good pic. It’s the pose and the pp and yeah, the unlevel horizon, that kill it stone dead. *sigh*

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  26. spike says:

    Why is their a slight halo around her head? Pseudo-HDR miiight be the culprit, but there’s something about the lighting that makes me wonder if that poor model has ever been anywhere near that particular beach.

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  27. Wsroadrunner says:

    Actually, single image HDR is good if it’s done right… but nothing about this is done right. LOL

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  28. dana_wana says:

    Attention: Even the thinnest, most beautiful women in the world do not look good with their legs spread open. Also, please stop cutting off pieces of people’s body (hands, feet, etc). I wanna see all of that shoe, or none of it.

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  29. Jade says:

    Why would someone INTENTIONALLY make a pretty woman look like a potato?

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  30. OMG! says:

    OMG!!! WHYYYY! i’m in shock! (((O.O)))

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  31. Marie-M P says:

    OMG, this is the view that you DON’T want to see!!! 0.o

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