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Redhead In The Woods

redhead inthe woods

Who needs underpants when you’ve got a legwarmer!

  1. Karin S says:

    Who uses Photographys with an S at the end? Shows you the mentality and lack of knowledge not only in photography but literacy. Unbelievable. This is by far the worse piece of crap I’ve ever seen. This person should also quit their day job!


    • Joshua says:

      Who’s to say they’re English? To say the photo is bad is fair enough, but you’re showing you ignorance by assuming they’re illiterate because they’ve used a foreign spelling for photography.


      • K says:

        They are probably from a foreign country. Damn. Take it easy.


      • Ipshwitz says:

        Chances are they are from a foreign country, BUT they are obviously advertising in an English market. If they were advertising in their native language, they would use the appropriate word such as fotografía or photographie or even consequat. The fact that they use Photographys is completely retarded. No matter what their first language is.


      • BurninBiomass says:

        I found him. Looks like he operates out of Germany. He has a web site that ends in a “de”.


    • John says:

      Taking on board the points made by Joshua and K, there is a fauxtographer local to me who has the worst grammar I’ve ever seen on a “business” web site. English is definitely her first language.

      Sad that I am, I actually sat and retyped it out in proper English for her but never got round to sending it to her.


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  2. Dani says:

    i’m more confused by the random (and poorly done) selective coloring….


  3. Laura says:

    Is it maybe supposed to be a snare around her foot…?


  4. Kimberly says:

    She looks like a rape victim or a serial killer’s latest victim.


    • Spike says:

      I was just about to say that the pose and the poor lighting give the whole thing an “Exhibit A” look. (“Exhibit B” of course, being her underpants, wherever they might be found)


  5. Amy S. says:

    Mentality of photographer- “You’re a pretty skinny girl, so lets put you in this pose that will show every piece of flabby skin roll we can make! Oh and put your foot under your butt in an awkward position. Okay, Perfect!!!”


  6. Susan says:

    Maybe the fabric around the ankle IS her underpants bunched up there? Seems to match the bra.

    The coloration is odd and there is no logic in either making the model pale and ghostly, or in the vegetation unnaturally green (except for a bit of pink fluff near top-center). I’m not getting it and don’t know what they’re trying to convey here.


  7. Christina says:

    Were they going for the half naked zombie look or was that just one of the perks?


  8. Robert Mrava says:

    To put it in the words of the narrator of ‘Damn nature you’re scary!’: That thing come to my neighbourhood I kill it!!


  9. Scee says:

    Oh good gosh – that is just awful.


  10. Obi Wan says:

    Wow Man! Everything is so GREEN!


  11. dasfuk? says:

    hurts me physically on the insides…….


  12. Bob says:

    These sort of images make me sick of selective colouring… and ‘”..Photographys”… if English isn’t your first language, at least ask before writing something in English…


  13. Richyrich says:

    I got a $100 bill that says this was done on an Iphone.


  14. Marino says:

    I can’t help but wonder how many of those who are criticizing that guy’s english skills ACTUALLY speak more than one language… Being bilingual myself, I make mistakes on my own language.

    OTH, some people need to remember that, the world is a little bit more than the US…


    • Rick A says:

      The criticism isn’t of his English skills, it’s marketing his business in English and doing it wrong.

      THAT is worth criticism. It’s not about average ordinary folks who make spelling errors, just like it’s not about people’s Facebook snapshots that sort of suck.

      It’s about BUSINESSES (or wanna be businesses) who can’t bother to get it right.


  15. Thom Thom says:

    Good lord, where to begin?!


  16. sean says:

    Smeagal’s girlfriend…??


  17. Desy says:

    well..yeah.. scorch ‘ve got a lot of weird pictures on his facebook page~ but this one is probably the “best” one :)


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